What is your best excuse to get out of a ticket?
I said I just bought new tires.....still getting use to it.
Justin
2007-01-03 22:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL this reminds me of a story:
My mother, was stopped by the police once for speeding. She was on her way into town to take my sister somewhere. She had no plans of her own, so she just left the house as she was. When the officer approached the window and leaned in she told him "DONT look at me my hair is in rollers"
He let her go.
.... and I ran a stop light once. I was talking and not really paying attention and just went thru it. The was an officer directly behind me , so I was stopped. The officer came to the window. Asked if I had known that I had run the light. I told him that I had no clue that I was just driving and did not see it following the car ahead of me's lead. He said
" Well you did, and everyone saw that I was behind you so I had to stop you. Be more careful."
and he let me go, no ticket.
2007-01-03 23:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never get tickets. Well, that is to say I never pay tickets. See, the thing is, if a police officer gives me a ticket for anything (and I always remain silent when in their presence - see US Constitution) I take it and go to pay it.
Except when I go - I dilly dally with the girl that works the window where you can pay until she asks me if I'm going to pay. I love messing with people while they're stuck in their rut for a job. Then I tell her I want to contest it with a jury trial (see US Constitution).
This does a couple things: one, it costs 'the system' money since money is all they want me to pay. two, i'll keep private for now.
But since I know the officer's name and I have a database of that pinpoints residences (mine is nationwide) I can easily find out where he lives. I'm ex-special forces so the fact is that the cop rarely shows up on the trial date. That's an understatement.
(read between the lines and read the US Constitution)
2007-01-04 06:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know you were speeding?
No..
Well you were and the fine is Blah blah do you have you licence?
yeah sure (now I can't really remember where I put the thing so off to the handbag we go, nothing, purse nothing, Kids start screaming, panic sets in)
Do you have a licence?
yeah sure!
(still looking again in bag, then in Car console, ashtray, under the front seats, kids really winding it up yelling and now fighting)
Look pleadingly at officer
OK... I'll just check your car rego through the computer
he gets in his car and takes off....
Go figure?
2007-01-04 06:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Klare101 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on what you did, if you have a girl in your car with you, tell her to stuff your jacket under her shirt and spill some of your drink on her thingy. tell the cop she is having a baby, not only will you get out of the ticket but you get a police escorte. nice. your girl might be pissed though. oh well, enjoy.
2007-01-04 06:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by monkeyfingerslap 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would never try to get out of a Ticket.
2007-01-04 08:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm Sorry Officer!
Hey that's a Great Looking shirt You're wearing!, and what a great day!!
2007-01-04 06:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell em ya gots the squirts
2007-01-04 06:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Wow officer, if I knew you were waiting under this bridge, I would've got here as quick as I could....well at least I tried'
2007-01-04 06:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just say oh you see this tires it not mine it is my granny, and i am testing it out for her
2007-01-04 06:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by SimileyDaisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was running out of gas
2007-01-04 06:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋