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2007-01-03 21:39:14 · 14 answers · asked by Robfev 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I moved back in with parents for a couple of weeks - I came home drunk, went to bed and started dreaming I was bursting for a wee. So I stopped the car (in the dream) and ran to the middle of a field and started to wee over a scarecrow. In the distance I could just hear very faintly "Tim", getting loader each time until it was a shout "TIM!!!".
I woke up and was going full gush in my mum and dad's room, over my dad's suits, stark naked (and about 24 years old). My younger sister ran into the room to see what the fuss was.
2007-01-03 21:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by chillipope 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was about 11 or 12, I was outside my friends Granny's house! And a couple of days before that, their Granny had bought a glass lamp-shade for outside her hall door.
But I wasn't thinking, and I was throwing a leather football to theporch which was just over the glass lampshade, and at this moment, my friend, was standing right under the glass lampshade, and I (accidently) hit the ball off theglass lamp!
And nearly skulled my friend!!!!!
2007-01-03 23:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being drunk, getting a lift home in a car, 4 of us in it, I wanted a wee wee. Driver stopped, I got out walked a bit, squatted, doing the biz when the headlights of the car were put on and found out I was squatting under someone's front room window and had full headlights on me for all to see!!!!! As I say I was drunk!!!! Still remember it to this day and it happened about 25 years ago!!!!
2007-01-03 21:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by chutney 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I were on hols in Hawai'i and at a restaurant happened to sit opposite a charming American couple. All went well until the food was served for the American chap used his knife and fork like a four-year old child. He stabbed his chicken like it was still alive and then hacked at it with his knife.
I must confess; I was fascinated and could not take my eyes of him.
When I realised I was staring - and that the couple saw me do this - I was really embarrassed and if the couple are reading this; please accept my apologises.
2007-01-03 21:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i was once slagging off a bloke in the pub, and i mean really going for it, predictably from the looks from the other folk at the table he was stood right behind me. i couldn't deny anything but just wished i'd gone a bit easier on him. but at least i've got the good grace to still go red faced when i think about it
2007-01-03 22:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine was when i was really drunk, or so i pretended!! I got my high heel caught in between the kerb and the pavement,and went flat on my face. I went to work and got cleaned up,but I ended up in a night club in a sling on. Telling people i got pushed down some stairs!!
2007-01-03 21:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle! I think making a serious speech in a competition where all the others were humourous speeches! Man, how the memories linger...
2007-01-03 21:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was really drunk at a party and the guy I really liked at the time (I think I was about 16) cracked onto me and asked me to go 'for a walk with him'. I was happy to, so off we went. We sat down in a park started kissing and he unzipped his trousers. I looked down, and vomited all over him. I dont think he ever looked me in the eye after that!
2007-01-03 21:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by jacks my boy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I can't remember any, my brain must have blanked them out to protect me from the embarrassment.
2007-01-03 23:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by Rabble Rouser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
making love to my husband on the middle of a river in his boat and having a helicopter hover over us watching hehe we got caught
2007-01-03 21:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by whitecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋