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why would i do the sensible thing and take baby to a doctor? this is what this forum is for...so is my baby sick? what should i do?

2007-01-03 21:10:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

15 answers

Get 17 chicken bones, the spleen of a fatted calf, some frog spittle and a rabbit's foot.

Mash the first 3 ingredients into a paste and spread it on the baby's chest. Leave it there for 3 hours and 46.2 minutes. Then Dip the baby in tepid water, wrap it in a blanket and set it on the bed, head towards the window. If the moonlight is coming in at just the right angle, the baby will be cured. It not, it will die.

That's where the rabbit's foot comes in. Rub it for luck.

Thank God you came here first! You don't want to get any half-a.ssed information at a doctor's office that might steer you wrong!

2007-01-04 13:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 4 1

Hold the baby upside down until all the green stuff comes out. Then put in a barney video to make the kid stop crying and to give yourself a break!

2007-01-04 10:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by Bent 5 · 1 0

If she has a chilly, there's no drugs they can grant her to make it go away. Antibiotics are purely useful against a bacterial ailment, and the two chilly and flu are viral ailments. It does not sound like the flu - that would desire to frequently present day with a huge fever and intensely severe ailment. it is not ok nutritionally to grant her apple juice all day. babies get their foodstuff from breast milk or formula - apple juice does not have the nutrients they desire including protein and fat. it incredibly is powerful to maintain her hydrated regardless of the undeniable fact that. you may attempt utilising a funky mist humidifier in her room whilst she is dozing, and use nasal saline drops to help her unclog. you will desire to additionally no longer be utilising any style of decongestant or different drugs with out show suggestion of your pediatrician. they are frequently no longer cautioned for babies so youthful. while you're disturbing you will desire to call the pediatrician on call at your prepare, and clarify her warning signs, and that they might propose you what else you may or would desire to do.

2016-10-29 23:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by bonanno 4 · 0 0

Yes, take the baby to the doctor right away. Sounds like an infection, and the baby needs an antibiotic.

2007-01-03 21:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Deb 3 · 1 1

Yes, he could have an infection that requires anti-biotics. My daughter always gets a prescription when she has those symptoms. Give extra fluids with low sugar (pedialyte is good, or diluted juice) or water or breastmilk. Encourage rest, and do not give Tylenol for 4-6 hours before seeing the doctor.

2007-01-03 21:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Your baby has an upper respiratory infection; take the baby to the doctor for treatment, as this sort of infection generally requires prescription antibiotics.

2007-01-03 21:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Hook a hose up to his nose, that should clear the green stuff outta there. Then give him something to cry about!! Works everytime with my little darlings.

2007-01-04 11:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Try a rainbow sweeper,,,,if you suck all the green stuff out, there wont be anything left for your baby to cry about,,,,,,,,,,,ps, it will clean your air as u clean your babys nose,

2007-01-04 11:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by KatGotHerTongue 3 · 1 0

Your baby is defective. If the baby is still under warranty ( 1 year unless extended warranty is purchased), you should exchange for a healthier model.
Hope this helps :-)

2007-01-04 10:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahaha
Stop feeding it peas. Or anything else green. Except absinthe which actually might help with the crying ;-)

2007-01-04 13:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by Keebs 3 · 2 0

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