2007-01-03 18:52:49 · 15 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jesus would surrender but I'm sure he would have made some miraculas escape from a lengthy jail sentence. . However, you are not Jesus so I suggest you either give yourself up or get out and run!
I am not Jesus either but incase you are curious as to what I would do.... I would run them bastards down, jump on the first plane outta the country and live my life in Spain. I'd rather spend the rest of my life on the run then waste a couple of months of it in jail.
2007-01-03 18:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by miss2sexc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so what happened? cus I don't suppose your asking us this from your car while the cop is coming to your car. obviously your at home or somewhere and that past already, why don't you tell us what you did.
Jesus would not have warrants!!! but if Jesus was in your situation he would of slapped himself in the face so you should try it.
2007-01-04 02:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by calimexgirl!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st of all, Jesus never drove hence never pulled over.Secondaly he wouldn't *****,he would accept the fact that he got stopped and questioned and praise the authority that was concerned of his doings.3rdly He answered his warrants w/his life.
2007-01-04 03:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go to jail and make some new friends, live rent free for a few nights, sing some jail house rock, and eat some beans and koolaid.
2007-01-04 02:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn the warrants to wine and drive away! lol
2007-01-04 03:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by stfu_mfr 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Turn the alcoholic beverage in your blood into water?
2007-01-05 17:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by STILL standing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not pass go do not collect $200
2007-01-04 02:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I doubt he's gonna get you out of this one. You should have thought of that sooner.
Pay your dues.
2007-01-04 02:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd turn water into wine.
2007-01-04 02:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask his dad to bail him out.
2007-01-04 03:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by Monni 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋