2007-01-03 17:51:29 · 23 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It doesn't matter how shiny the toaster is, only what its' positions are.
*Will the non-shiny toaster provide more toast from less bread?
*Will the non-shiny toaster take my toast and give it to someone else, even though I already give 10% of my toast away?
*Will the non-shiny toaster make difficult, unpopular decisions to keep us safe from other kitchen appliances, when there's no feasible correct answer?
*Will the non-shiny toaster outlaw butter in my town?
*Will the non-shiny toaster be capable of actually toasting sourdough, as opposed to my own toaster... oh sorry... I broke my allegory with an actual toasting question.
2007-01-03 18:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by meandlisa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brave little toasters have a good chance of being elected president, shiny or not.
2007-01-04 01:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could never trust a non-shiny toaster.
2007-01-04 01:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!
you need to be a naturally born US citizen and all toasters re now made in China, Korea and Mexico.
2007-01-04 01:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by Aviator1013 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Non-shiny toasters portray 'experience'.
He knows what he's doing.
2007-01-04 01:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hel no we are not that low in standard *looks at tv sees bush talking* ok ok maybe we would elect teh non shiny toaster!
2007-01-04 01:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I would only vote for a shiny chrome one.
2007-01-04 01:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by otisisstumpy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
I would have said no in 1999.
2007-01-04 01:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey if george bush made it to president i think even the kettle can become one and it doesnt even have to be shiny!!
2007-01-04 01:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope...only a shiny one
2007-01-04 01:54:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋