"Stop licking the window." to my twin sister as we walked by a bakery.
2007-01-03 17:36:33 · 26 answers · asked by Kiss me you fool 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A guy I was counseling wanted his mother to come in and see me too. He showed up in drag like a little old lady just like in the movie Psycho. I told him, "Randy you are not your mother!" It sounds crazy now! LOL
2007-01-03 17:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if you know, but your @ss is hanging out of your pants, you seem to have split them and are still wandering around like that...
To an unsuspecting coworker who apparently did not feel the breeze...
2007-01-04 01:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Calling my sister in law to tell her that her mom was dead. It's really weird on the phone because you don't know what to say and you can't see their reaction to know what else you need to say. Very weird.
2007-01-04 01:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You can find it on the outside of your house" (giving a caller a helpful hint on how to obtain his home address, I work at an answering service and amazingly many adults do not know their own address)
2007-01-04 01:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ice Cream 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, do you masturbate on a regular basis? When I'm getting a guy ready for phone sex. Sorry, but it's what I do.
2007-01-04 01:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go pluck your birds foot hair
2007-01-04 01:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by homer_1561 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm why is your foot in teh cake? my friend was trying to pretend sh ewas on eof thosgirls in teh cakes and stepped in it rihgyt as i was walking in> Als o to my brother, why is the cat on your finger? he was trying to balance teh cat on his finger!@
2007-01-04 01:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never had to say anything strange to anyone. I volunteer to.
2007-01-04 01:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't go there! Stop before you hurt him!
2007-01-04 01:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Leafy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a wet spot on the front of your pants.
2007-01-04 01:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋