teach me how to chat cool like ....lol or .....brb?

Question

I NEED HELP LEARNING HOW TO CHAT LIKE LOL AND BRB OR....H/O THATS MANLY ALL THE STUFF I KNOW SO HELP ME AND TELL ME WUT THEY MEAN AND ILL USE THEM THANKS!!!! I NEED COMPUTER SLANG I GUESS THATS WUT ITS CALLED

Answer 1

here is the wiki page of all the internet slang.


Enjoy

Answer 2

Let me give you some basic slangs and abbreviations which are frequently used:

1. Hey wassup/ wattup, or, Sup!: You start conversation by these terms. These mean "What's up?".

2. lol, or, LOL: It is used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Type this when you read something funny.

A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: lol

3. brb (also, BRB): Be right back.

A: brb, gotta take shower.
B: ok.

4. wth (WTH): What the hell! It expresses surprise or shock.

"WTH was that?!"

5. wtf: What the F***: It shows extreme amazement or annoyance.

6. FYI : For your information.

7. g2g: Got to go! It means that you are going to leave the chat.
(also sometimes used as "gtg")

8. omg / OMG: O My God!

9. rofl, ROFL: Roll on the floor laughing. Used after very funny conversation.

10. TH(N)X, TNX or TX - Thanks. TY = Thank You.


■ For more info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_slang
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Answer 3

No. I John 5:7 does not say "three persons." The Trinity is the idea that the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are three distinct persons, each being God, each co-equal and co-eternal with the others. It is actually three Gods pretending to be one. If the Father sends the Holy Spirit, then that makes the Father superior to the Holy Spirit. The true Bible doctrine is actually quite simple. There is one God, and that One can make himself known to us in various ways. The Father is who God is; the Holy Spirit is what God is. Jesus is the one person in whom dwells the fulness of deity; Colossians 2:9-10. At the baptism of Jesus, you do not see three persons; you ehar a voice (does God have to be a "person" to speak? No.). You see a form like a dove; is the Holy Spirit totally contained in that dove? No; impossible. The Spirit of God was never at any time confined to one physical location.

Answer 4

download and install yahoo messenger

Answer 5

http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/c/chatslan.htm