I was at the bank the other day conducting my private affairs as you do, when an old woman with bad eyesight asked me if I could check her balance for her; so I pushed her and she fell over.
What an odd question for her to ask, hope I don't get old.
2007-01-03 16:59:55 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nice to see some of you take things at face value!
Didn't your mothers ever warn you about that??
2007-01-03 17:07:40 · update #1
My friend was trying out his new SPD's on his bike and had adjusted them too tightly. So at a stoplight he couldn't get his feet out and ended up squashing an elderly lady carrying her groceries. She hit him with her purse. What a scene.
2007-01-03 17:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by 1K 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know it's meant to be a joke. And could be funny in the right crowed. Sorry but I find it a little distasteful. And you will get old someday maybe someone will help check YOUR balance..No offense but do you check your grandmother's balance?
2007-01-04 01:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she grab your bag as she fell to the ground bringing you down with her? Some old ladies know how to tackle blokes like you so watch it!!!!!
2007-01-04 01:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some say the spirit of god resides in the people around you. god doesn't like people like you. you will learn this lesson the hard way. you will learn was goes around comes around. your impulsive "humor" will get your posterior nailed to the wall soon and you won't understand. then it will happen again, and again. it will happen until somebody kills you are you become an old miserable man without friends or family. your inhumanity will knot you up and make you dispised. i know i dispise you rotten one.
2007-01-04 01:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
WELL WHAT A TEARRIBLE THING TOO DO..
HOPE SHE HIT YOU WITH HER WALKING STICK(HA HA)
ON A SERIOUS NOTE SORRY MATE IT GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY WE ALL GET OLD SOONER OR LATER...JUST HOPE NO-ONE PUSHING YOU OVER AND ACCIDENTALLY INTO THE ROAD BEFORE THEN(CHUCKLE CHUCKLE!!!) LAUGH OUT LOAD CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TOO...
2007-01-04 01:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by mitch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're disgusting. If this is true, a real man would have helped her. If you aren't serious, which you probably aren't, then when are you going to grow up? Hope if it is true that the lady had you arrested.
2007-01-04 01:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by Sierra S 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL I have heard that joke before
2007-01-04 01:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im hoping your joking bout the pushing part- im gullible and typing doesnt help tell whether ur sarcastic or not! be the good samaritan - check it and forget it!
2007-01-04 01:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by all that jazz 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Check her balance....cute..lol!!
2007-01-04 01:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...but then again, I've been drinking
2007-01-04 01:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋