Come on, everybody lies. Gimme your best shot !
2007-01-03 13:11:28 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHAHAHA I love your lies !!
but hey, leave my butt alone .....
2007-01-03 13:22:20 · update #1
I am a Hot Dog
2007-01-03 13:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by I am actually a Hot Dog 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd say a few things based on my mood.
If I want to flatter you RIGHT NOW:
I went on a world tour and the first woman i met took my mind off of you.
If i wanted to insult you:
I'd say that you're pretty and then guffaw in that loser like voice.
If i wanted to creep you out, i'd say:
I'm carrying your twins and i'll never forget you. (note, i'm a guy and this isn't something guys normally say)
If i wanted to get rid of you, I'd say:
You're an interesting person, but i have an appointment with my shrink right now. (which essentially is like talking to a deeper version of myself)
If I wanted to make sure you got screwed over, I'd say:
Invest all your money in a single penny stock company. It's how i got rich.
And finally, if i was trying to win the best answer award, I'd tell you to give the points to someone else because this is all a competition for me. I don't care about helping the people asking for assistance, or providing insight where it is needed.
This of course, is assuming that you know I'm lying.
2007-01-03 13:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Shurikens Rule! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will tell you that once I was abducted by an UFO ,but the
aliens sent me back to Earth because they wanted a human
being, not a whale.
2007-01-03 13:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your not black, i don't wear women's underwear, i don't have a picture of Elmo lighting a fire in a trashcan in heaven with wings on his back i didnt have an affair with my kindergarten teacher, i wear underwear, i have teeth, i am 13 years old, i have a total of 1 best answers, um i cant think of any thing else. how many times did i lie??? OOOO toughie.
2007-01-03 13:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by Davito 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a 35 years old happily married man with 3 beautiful kids and a donkey.
2007-01-03 13:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes Honey, ofcourse I Love You ?
2007-01-03 13:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I don't celebrate Easter on December 25.I'm not that dumb.
2007-01-03 13:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have the best looking hair style I've ever seen.
2007-01-03 13:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kookie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say that you're asking a real and valid question on this otherwise frivolous adult forum.
Or I would say, " Just kiss me, that's all I want. Then I'll take you home. " ;-)
2007-01-03 13:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by stringer_G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a happy engagement with my loving sharing not so greedy fiance.
2007-01-03 13:14:28 · answer #10 · answered by kitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋