Every night I hear the door slam at one in the morning, he comes home early in the morning with the smell of pot and Estee Lauder on him, I once found nail scratches on his back! The telltale sign was the kisses all over his happy trail...poor Sheila she'd be heart broken if she knew...♥
2007-01-03 13:00:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If he eats chicken salad on wheat toast for lunch and sing "I'm a yankee doodle dandle", then YES - your polar bear is having an affair.
Otherwise it is just worried about GLOBAL warming and trying to stay alive.
2007-01-03 13:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by dray_gund 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say that chances are pointing to yes. Lets look at the facts, shall we? he comes home at 1:00am consistently. He smells dangerously like a woman's perfume, and the nail scratches may have meant that a woman is CrAzY over him. If you see kisses on his happy trail, and you didnt put them there, they were of course from somebody else, who as i said earlier...Is crazy about him. Im so sorry. If he cheated on you, then he's obviously not worth it.
2007-01-03 13:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by OhHeyWhatsUp? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honeybees do not live in the Antarctic. Blue whales are too big. Tigers do not live in the Antarctic. I heard that polar bears eat lots of fish and seals.
2016-05-23 01:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm thinking you might want to find a new friend for sheila! sounds like mr. polar bear is having some fun without her - typical male! :-)
2007-01-03 13:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by Meg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah the scratches was from me I was trying to hunt for bugs on his back.
It won't happen again I been turned from a chicken to a fast food dish.
Drat those evil fried chicken lovers
2007-01-03 13:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the first person I've heard refer to a "happy trail" besides my bf...
2007-01-03 13:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it
2007-01-03 13:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it to me
2007-01-03 13:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
polar bears are notoriously promiscuous which is ironic considering they are such lousy lovers
2007-01-03 13:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's looking for the lovin' he ain't gettin' at home.
2007-01-03 13:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋