2007-01-03 12:38:44 · 10 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
there once was a man named da dude
he wasnt very kind, but he wasnt very rude
it seemed like he was always in a bad mood
he likes asking questions on Yahoo
2007-01-03 17:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DA DUDE IS BEING GROSS!
Da dude picked his nose,
wiped it on the wall.
made a little booger trail all down the hall.
Da dude had fungus
growing in his ear
are you yelling? cause now he can't hear.
Da Dude had a glass eye,
every night he soaked it
so the next day he could cry.
2007-01-03 12:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by ask lylah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 09:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by bungay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
although by the name
da dude he went
we always wonder
of whom
he ment
by heros mighty
or villians cruel
of who he ment to
make a fool
the readers
of his mighty feat
were sadly in for
a scary feat
as when he comes
on his mighty steed
the croud would cheer
and beware the sun
that makes this mighty man
undone
2007-01-04 08:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by Nymphadora Tonks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Y!Answers you'll find da dude.
He digs humor if not very crude.
A question he did ask,
no one took him to task,
because he was in a poetic mood.
What can I say...limericks are easy. LOL!
2007-01-03 12:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Da dude was so rude
Dat time we got him tattoed
Dat time he passed out.
Wit-out any doubt
He was totally screwed
And in a foulish mood
When he awoke and found out
His arm read "I am my food."
Know what? Srew da dude!
2007-01-03 16:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He announced to the world. "I'm da dude."
She answered quite snidely, "How crude.
Find a name more designer
and I'l think you are finer."
Then he gave her a gesture quite lewd
2007-01-04 10:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by jomolow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who you gonna call when you want someone fun?
da dude da dude, da man's number one -
Who you gonna see when you open da door?
da dude da dude, from the Comedy Store.
What's he gonna say when he looks at your face?
da dude da dude shouts - "What a disgrace!"
Now, what you gonna do when he jokes on you?
da dude da dude tripped on your shoe.
He screams, you smile, but who's he gonna sue?
da dude just points; "Last laugh's on you."
2007-01-03 15:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by Isthisnametaken2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My haiku?
da dude
many questions
time wasted
2007-01-03 12:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
drawing a blank here.....
2007-01-03 12:41:02 · answer #10 · answered by $Will$ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋