Last night I was introduced to a client who I will be working with over the next fortnight.
However, I was rather taken aback to see that he had strips of bacon poking out of his collar. I questioned him, and he simply said that he wears bacon because 'he likes the feel of it'. He changes it everyday and only wears about four strips, apparently.
Is this man to be avoided?
2007-01-03 12:33:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
all depends if its maple cured or smoked
2007-01-03 12:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by all_roads_lead_home 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That made me giggle a bit, I hope it was meant to, I don't want to be thought of as laughing at this mans pure insanity or at your own precarious situation.
It would get a bit greasy though surely? And itchy, and a bit smelly, nobody would sit next to you on the bus... it must be a sad, lonely old life for this bacon loving man.
2007-01-03 12:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not odd to wear bacon if youre a pig! LOL, yes, avoid this man!
2007-01-03 12:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by mary2148 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he thinks YOU have some funny habits, too. Leave him be - it's only for 2 weeks. After that, he may feel slightly "frazzled" (Frazzles are a bacon-flavoured crisp in UK). Or you might like to tell him it was one of his "rasher" decisions!!!
2007-01-03 13:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He needs to be hugged and loved, as if he really is a normal everyday human - but I'd avoid having sex with him too many times as it might be catching.
2007-01-03 12:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Robin♥ (Scot,UK) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds odd and he will have all the cats in the neighbor hood over and say nothing about dogs and maybe he has dry skin and this has less additives then hand cream check it out be watchful
2007-01-03 12:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by thehat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like he needs to be in a nut house somebody call Shady Acres!
2007-01-03 12:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Lise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This man definitely has a chemical imbalance of some sort. I would pay close attention to this man if you HAVE to work with him.
2007-01-03 13:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um no...the man is to be worshiped!
Bacon is food of the gods.
2007-01-03 13:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really? I think it sounds somewhat bizzare, but in this day and age I guess we're all doing something thats considered weird by others. Maybe you should keep him at arms length if thats possible. But keep an open mind and dont eat anything he ever offers! You dunno where it might have been!!!
2007-01-07 04:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by Katie Green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must be a bacon-wearing muzzie
2007-01-03 12:51:28 · answer #11 · answered by fanbelt.throxton 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋