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Dear Sir,

By the time you read this, either the person will have left, or you will be dead. In either event, good luck, and remember that if it's an illegal immigrant, possession is 9/10 of the law.

Hope this helps,

Pianoguy

2007-01-03 12:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by pianoguy05 2 · 1 1

This happened to me about 6 months ago. I was sat in my front room when I heard "tap tap tap". I thought, "OH MY GOD! The crackheads have finally united into one massive zombified crack-army and they're here to get us normals!" then it went again "tap tap tap". "What should I do!?" I thought. I don't want to open the curtains to be confronted by a mentalist. "Tap tap tap". So I thought "To hell with this!" and threw back the curtain to reveal...




My Grandad on his way home from work. He'd seen there was a light on and thought it'd be a good idea to knock on and wave at me through the window.

2007-01-04 09:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by Quim 2 · 0 0

ya if u want to a hand to come chrashing in ur window and grabbing ur neck!



HOPE I HELPED LOL

no no lol dont open it, call the cops, and turn off all thie lights, and lock urself in a room like a bathroom with no windows

2007-01-03 21:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by slayer * fan 2 · 0 0

Sneak a Peak

2007-01-03 20:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by *Me* 2 · 0 0

I'd just part my curtains enough for them to see my Glock 12 inches from their face.. but that's just me.

2007-01-03 21:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd make a little noise first then let my two Rottweilers out to kind of check things out.

2007-01-03 21:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by Billy M 4 · 1 0

nope, I'd call the cops....unless you were expecting someone to be taping on your window at 1:30 am. could also be a tree branch "tapping" too.

2007-01-03 20:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by sknymnie 6 · 1 1

Yes, invite them in for coffee and talk about current world events. Engage them in interesting conversation and if they rob you then they rob you.

2007-01-03 21:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by gohabs84 2 · 0 0

It's now 3 am. Are you still alive?

2007-01-03 22:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by s0190331 3 · 1 0

call 911

2007-01-03 20:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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