2007-01-03 11:59:07 · 32 answers · asked by baby boo 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
That's pretty much it after a few years--as long as they don't happen at the same time I guess it's okay!! ok there's also all that other stuff--like understanding when the other one comes home all pissy because of a bad day at work, and when one is upset over their family stuff, and one of you doesn't feel good and the other has to take care of you, etc., etc. Basically it comes down to farts and kisses--with alot of stuff in between!!
2007-01-03 13:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by fallingstar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought a marriage was all about love & respect, because if your thinking marriage is all about farts and kisses, that marriage is doomed to fail.
2007-01-03 12:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bryan M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok you've got farts, burping, stinky feet and kisses. Well that just about sums it up. My husband and I do not fart in front of one another (that's the way I was raised, and he was not raised that way). But i have crawled in bed and he has done it and i cover his face with the quilt(good revenge ladies) .
2007-01-03 13:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by lynnie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!My husband is talented.He can fart,kiss and burp at the same time. Marriage is a little more. But that's pretty much is it in a nut shell.LOL! My husband is laughing right now.
2007-01-03 12:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can deal with the farts but only if they are followed up by KISSES!
2007-01-03 12:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Reckless 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a great one!!!
Tolerating each other's farts, and enjoying the kisses, and making chicken noodle soup for each other.
2007-01-03 12:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My marriage use to be about kisses and now it is about my husband and his wonderful world of farts...
To stop your husband from farting pls stop feeding him broccoli, mushrooms, onions, garlic, citrus fruit..oh then the all mother of the gas butt...THE EGGS!!!! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD AND SMELLED THE EGG FART YET.... it really smells!
2007-01-03 12:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Mainly. But there's something mysteriously sacred about it all. I guess it's the fact that the farters can remain together, raise kids together, live together, and sleep together despite it all.
2007-01-03 12:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by YourMom 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You got that if you can't let one go in front of your spouse then what are yall sharing where is the love!
2007-01-03 12:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by miss out spoken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heyyyyyyyy farts arent so bad , and kisses are great.
2007-01-03 12:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋