What sort of holidays would you have, name of your religion (if you can think of one) etc..?
2007-01-03 09:23:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It would be the Hippo religion and we would ALL be fat pink and drunken
2007-01-03 09:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The basic rules of my own religion would be to respect and tolerate all other religions and love my fellow men as I love myself; and most of all, not to force down the throat of people my beliefs under the pretext that they are the true beliefs of a true god, like a certain religion is presently doing.
2007-01-03 17:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by markos m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, aside from the fact that I think religion is for brainwashed suckers, I think I would invent a religion that follows common sense rules.
2007-01-03 17:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My religion is called Freedom. Every day is a holiday.
2007-01-03 17:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by mreed316 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Everyone must wear fedoras.
2. You must not question the fedoras!
3. Every year on my birthday, you must make a pilgrimage to my house and give me presents. :-)
4. The punishment for not following these rules: you will be dragged through a playground full of children, who will proceed to throw sticks and insults at you.
2007-01-03 17:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Average Joe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My religion would be Kimmyism=), and people will just have fun and get along with each other, oh yeah and no work, school, college etc on mondays and fridays =)
2007-01-03 18:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
magist is the religion's name.
360 holidays
2007-01-03 17:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah well, my religion is to worship me and bring me rum...so honestly the rules are to obey me, have rum on ya at all times and keep away from my stash, savvy?
2007-01-03 17:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Capt. Jack Sparrow 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would be called the Snail Trail Worshiping Cult. National holiday would fall during spring break when girls are sluts and we'd go collecting panties from the skanks.
2007-01-03 17:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it would be called "Equality".....and everyone treated the same, and celebrate 3 times a year....rules would be, No killing another person, cuz they will go to hell, ( and hell would be a room thats on fire) also No abuse of ANY kind, can do anything they want to make themselves happy, but NONE of the things I listed
2007-01-03 17:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋