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2007-01-03 08:47:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

Thanks for the spoiler, Shiraz! (He and I are getting married) He proposed to me on the Capitol Steps dressed as cupid! It was very sweet. Even as the cops pummeled him senseless, he still managed to lift the diamond ring towards me....sigh.

2007-01-03 08:57:45 · update #1

Oops. Wedding's off. I just learned of Shiraz's five other husbands. What a player!

2007-01-03 09:05:41 · update #2

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(ME: like Hall out of 2001 space oddessy)

George: Dear God, please kill all people who aren't like me...

Me: I'm afraid I cant do that George...

(Then i pull out a cattle prod, and, well...)

2007-01-03 08:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Pope Barley 4 · 4 1

Dubya it's time to leave office. You have made me very angry. Killing innocents and leading your country with lies that you say are from Me. It is time to get out and take your people with you. Never come back. It's to late to redeam your soul. I'm sending you to hell. Never sleep again and slowly die in pain like you have caused so many other's. Nighty Night.

2007-01-03 16:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by The Pope 5 · 1 0

Son,

Climate change is real, if you care at all about this nation and the world DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! stop being a thorn on the world's efforts!

2007-01-03 16:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by r1b1c* 7 · 2 1

I would whisper to him:

Lift your game, young fellow,
Even your old man was a better president that this!

2007-01-03 17:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by onebeeswax 3 · 2 0

Sit there and don`t touch nothing, I will be back to deal with you later.

2007-01-03 16:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Good job and public opinions polls mean nothing, just look at Clinton for proof of that.

2007-01-03 16:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

I'm pretty sure you're describing Bush's relationship with Cheney, aren't you????

2007-01-03 16:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Not so looney afterall 5 · 3 2

Resign!

2007-01-03 16:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by cantcu 7 · 5 3

It's time to retire.

2007-01-03 16:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I'd tell him not to give up, no matter how bad it gets because he is doing a good thing for humanity...

2007-01-03 16:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by goodtimefriend 3 · 2 4

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