any funny pregnancy or labour stories?

Question

Anyone got any funny stories from when they were pregnant or in labour? Just thought something lighthearted would do me the world of good. thanx

some of these answers are so funny please keep them coming! the cat and the eyebrows are classics! ha ha ha

Answer 1

Oh I get the most hilarious temper tamtrums!!! My hormones make me so crabby that I get in these foul moods and yell at my husband...but what I say is so ridiculous that we both end up laughing!
During pregnancy induced apocalyptic rages I have said:

"I HATE when your eyebrows touch me!!"
"I hate everyone!!!!!!! Except myself!!!"
"Social Security is going to take my baby!" (you read that right...I said social security instead of social services)

Answer 2

My husband couldn't drive many years ago and so I used to take him and pick him up from work. I even picked him up from work when I was in labour with my first child. My husband panicked the whole way home, thinking that I would have the baby whilst driving, but I was in the early stages of labour and knew the baby wouldn't be coming, but the look on my husbands face when I told him I was in labour as I approached a busy roundabout was priceless.

Answer 3

My midwife was a nutter, she'd rolled her trousers up to 3/4 length had little flip flops on, her "natural" blonde hair fashionably clipped up, basically was like one of those kids at school rebelling against the uniform. She'd told her colleges she was 23 when really was 27ish???? (and the rest) at one point she was stood at the side of my bed waffling about something or other when she suddenly grabbed my arm and yanked me upright to "look at that beautiful sunset" must admit we didn't stop laughing all the way through it, well when she wasn't nipping out for a cig that is!

Answer 4

I'll tell you something - pregnancy can give you really bad wind!

This happened to me and when I couldn't blame it on the dog anymore I blamed the baby!

Hehe!

I'd say "That was the baby, that was" and my BF would roll his eyes and say "course it was dear!"

Labour wasn't very funny (just painful) although I was examined at 7pm and was only 1.5cm dilated and was told it would be many hours if not days before my baby arrived. I was holding him in my arms 5 hours later!

Answer 5

im about 22 weeks at the mo, and im crying at everything. i went shopping for baby stuff in the sales today and saw the cutest little tigger sandles ever! my baby's due in may so i figured i'd get some 4 it 2 wear in the summer. anyway, i looked at wot sizes there should b an figured i'd want the 0-3 months not the new born cuz apparently its huge (ruddy hell!!). anywayz, after looking in the box of sandles i culdn't find it n started crying. a shop assistant came over n asked if i was ok and i managed to get out that they dnt hav the shoes in the right size. she said she'd hunt out back and sat me dwn tellin me dat it'll all b ok...they're only shoes!! anywayz. while she was hunting i pulled myself together. she came out n i got ready 2 feel stupid n say sorry for randomly crying, when she showed me the sandles in the right size i started blubbering again and couldn't thank her enuf!!! if they'd been stupidly expencive i think she hav understood, but they were only £2.50!!!! i felt so stupid!! needless to say i won't be going back there in a hurry...

Answer 6

So LOL - how do you think of of the failings to ask - they're continuously large!!!!! the only element i will think of of is - we've been putting out to it and actually taking section in it and abruptly I remembered I hadn't used pre-seed (in case a number of you dont comprehend - it truly is like a vaginal lube that facilitates sperm stay longer - apparantly as much as 5days!!) so I kinda jumped up and Shouted "oh god, I forgot something" and rushed off to the bathing room, yet i replaced into in there a whilst(examining training) and got here out to an exceptionally at a loss for words looking hubby!!!! whilst we've been in the midst of having intercourse, then I saved questioning of his face once I got here out and of direction saved getting the giggles, and that i replaced into truly attempting difficult to pay interest, yet saved dropping it guffawing!!!! very humorous! So with any luck it is going to artwork for us all - a number of those TTC thoughts help us proceed to be beneficial!!!! xxx

Answer 7

when i went into labour i thought it would take ages so i ordered a piza i ate that then things started to go faster i ate the piza then went to hosp i felt full and sick after a couple of mins i was sick and it went all the way to the other side of the room and the cleaner came to clean it of the blinds and then things went faster and 10 mins later my georgious little boy was in my arms before mthe cleaner was even finished!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

I was abot 20 weeks pregnant and felt like pan cakes. So i startde to make them but i didn't get the right consistency and they kept coming out terrible I tossed mixture after mixture out for about 4 hours and i was crying until i got my perfect pancake.

Don't you just love the pregnancy hormones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

When I was pregnant with my first and in labor I needed the meds. So I yelled at my dad to get his stupid camera off of me. After the meds I told him an epidural was better than sex. Still don't know how I am going to explain that one to my oldest daughter. Oops!! LOL

Answer 10

I was about 50 months pregnant (okay well it felt like that!) and I was walking up the stairs behind my cat and I burst into tears telling my husband that even the cat was making fun of me because he was waddling up the stairs.
Oh you have to love those insane hormones!
Good Luck