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2007-01-03 07:54:26 · 43 answers · asked by prof_g_whizz 2 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

43 answers

no I'm not

2007-01-05 20:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nah...he's secretly living in a luxury condo on the Las Vegas strip. (Right next door to John Lennon, John Belushi, and the guys who planned the 9/11 attacks for George Bush.)
I understand he sometimes throws anonymous parties for all the Elvis impersonators out there...that way he can party in public and not be hassled.

2007-01-03 07:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.

2007-01-03 07:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 1 0

Yes you dummy! Elvis is dead everyone knows that!

2007-01-03 07:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, he and hitler live in the rain forest in Brazil outside Rio along with the film crew that shot the "moon landing" in a studio

2007-01-03 08:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No,

I saw him at Wendy's the other day eating 22 hamburgers and six pounds of french fries.

I said, "Elvis... I like your music."

He said, "Thank You, Thank You Very Much."

2007-01-03 08:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm one of those strange folk that doesn't think so. I believe he has enough money to just be off somewhere living in peace for a change and enjoying the rest of his life.

2007-01-03 08:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0 0

Of course not. He lives at the North Pole and as he is the King of the Elves, he only works on Christmas Day.........

2007-01-03 08:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0 0

yep
if Elvis wasnt really dead, he would be dead by now. think about it

2007-01-03 08:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by wantme_comegetme 5 · 0 0

NO!He was In targets when I got my PSP for christmas!So hes still alive and kickin'.Of Course hes dead you idiot!He died of a brain anurism which bled into his ear and he died.

2007-01-03 08:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, he and Jimmy Hoffa masterminded 9-11.

2007-01-03 07:56:36 · answer #11 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 0 2

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