The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-01-03 07:16:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
the Lapd it only took them 2 hours to cath that sneaky rabbit
2007-01-03 07:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
amy anne grew to become right into somewhat crude, whilst its no longer a laugher, its no longer a bad shaggy dog tale, im confident if it have been introduced in genuine life it ought to no longer be undesirable, yet only examining it i didnt get lots out of it in my opinion, nonetheless ive in no way been overwhelmed through the lapd in the previous
2016-11-26 01:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ill go with the FBI they at least killed the rabbit, even if they didnt catch it...
=)
2007-01-03 14:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think the best are the FBI ... i like to watch there show on discovery chennal its great THE FBI FILES .
2007-01-03 15:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Duaa-07 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The LAPD no doubt.
2007-01-03 07:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Je$u$ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is soccer OK not police talk ethier talk soccer or don't talk at all what does the lapd have to do with soccer
2007-01-03 08:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by slidingruins 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-01-03 07:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'LL GO WITH CIA.....
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2007-01-03 09:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FBI used fire. Make me best answer <---
2007-01-03 07:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ashlee from the Green Berets 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none of them
2007-01-03 07:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by shop2liv1s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋