proceeded to the shop where a rather delectable young lady works behind the counter, thinking the Lynx effect would hold me in good stead I approached the said girl and started to dance with her, jigging my ample frame about, then I approached her for a kiss ... she slapped me and threatened the police
The lynx effect my arrrse!
2007-01-03 06:55:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Before you attempt humour and proper hygiene your flabbiness, I suggest you try proper spelling, grammar, and syntax. Why was the young lady threatening the police? What had they done? Your lack of inclusion leaves your tale flat as your man breasts.
2007-01-03 07:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Crispy this has to be a joke correct ? L O L
If not here is your answer, deoderant companies are not in any way shape or form responsible for you not being able to get a lady friend :)
Now with that all said and done I think the only thing you need is a little self confidence along with some work out training 3 days per week and a life change diet. I DO NOT in anyway mean to disrepect you but if that is your photo then my remark is left with that. I have done a lot of training. I have Powerlifted for many years with a few of the worlds best. I have also been boxing for over 3 years and have done many other physically fit workouts. If you would like some sort of help please let me know or email me and I would be happy to try and help you along with your issue.
But remember the change has to be made with the person his or her self.
:) hope this helped you out.
2007-01-03 07:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by slimb20413 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, there's your answer Crispy the Lynx you used, now if you had wandered into London Zoo what with your ample frame and the hair on your back, the Lynx AFRICA would have taken effect on all the young lady Gorilla's. They would have been all over you!
2007-01-04 05:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lynx Africa?? Is that because you're built like a rhino? Lol, love ya really ;)
2007-01-03 07:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could always try. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You gave me a laugh anyway. So Lynx must be doing something good.
2007-01-03 06:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could argue misrepresentation i guess or
"Another way of classifying contracts is according to whether they are "bilateral" or "unilateral".
1. Bilateral contracts
A bilateral contract is one where a promise by one party is exchanged for a promise by the other. The exchange of promises is enough to render them both enforceable. Thus in a contract for the sale of goods, the buyer promises to pay the price and the seller promises to deliver the goods.
2. Unilateral contracts
A unilateral contract is one where one party promises to do something in return for an act of the other party, as opposed to a promise, eg, where X promises a reward to anyone who will find his lost wallet. The essence of the unilateral contract is that only one party, X, is bound to do anything. No one is bound to search for the lost wallet, but if Y, having seen the offer, recovers the wallet and returns it, he/she is entitled to the reward." lawteacher.net
But doubt that you'd be successful, as the contract was probably too vague.
or
Unenforceable contracts
An unenforceable contract is a valid contract but it cannot be enforced in the courts if one of the parties refuses to carry out its terms. Items received under the contract cannot generally be reclaimed.
2007-01-03 16:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by ellegrl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are a Yank, how come you have an OBE. ALSO the Yanks would not use the word copious. Good try though, but your humour is lost on most of them, sorry.
2007-01-03 07:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao........it would have had the same effect on me I'm afraid, I HATE the smell of lynx, it is not nice. So yes, I think you should sue them.
2007-01-03 07:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like in line with risk infant I placed on a fragrance that grew to become into made purely for me that smells of watermelon----I dont pull tho--Im to old :( lol sure that guy is a device---that chocolate smelling lynx that certainly one of my friends wears is vile---It actually doesnt help him pull
2016-10-29 22:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best,try brut or oldspice,then she will pass out with the smell and you can have a snog.
2007-01-03 06:59:49 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋