2007-01-03 06:46:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
My wife and I were eating at a Japanese restaurant, complete with tables only inches above the floor. We were seated cross-leg style when suddenly I had the urge to pass gas. In that position there was no way I could "silently" pass it so it came out as a big noisey fart that could be heard (and probably smelled) by everyone around us. Had that table been a conventional American style table I'm sure that I would have crawled under it.
2007-01-03 08:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by doncunn8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a Greek Name Day party at a restaurant hours from the house where I stayed in Athens Ate a few bites of my salad when developed severe nausea and stomach cramps....made it to the bathroom but ended up having to halfway undress and wash under clothes out before could go back out.....Sat there till 2 in morning thinking everyone could probably see wetness coming thru my clothes or something worse....horrible night
oh and the Greeks if they even think your plate is getting empty they will serve more for you! I kept trying to say OXI OXI (no, no)
2007-01-03 17:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Gypsygrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I somehow managed to fling my fork full of some mexican dish sour cream lettuce cheese all over the window next to me I think I just got a little to excited about what I was talking about.
2007-01-03 14:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by peeps 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i split something all over mysalf because i was drinking soda and a guy cracked a joke and it was so funny that the soda came out of my mouth and all over my shirt so i went into the bathroom to dry it with the hand dryer and lifted off my shirt and the door open and it was the kids mother
2007-01-03 15:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by shortysherry46 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is gross but i had to spit out some steak I was eating once in front of my sister inlaw's parents! It was embarrassing. I used a napkin of course, but still. the steak was just too darn tough!!
2007-01-03 14:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my two teenage kids15,13, my boyfriend, his mom and dad, and his brother were at Red Lobster for dinner one evening. My daughter had asked to have the Admirals Feast, I told her, yes but you have to eat everything......you know how kids can waste food---- well, the server failed to bring the crab cracker thingie, and my sweet daughter just bit right into the crab legs and went to town.......wow....i tried to hide her from the boyfriends family, didnt work tho. they giggled at how much she enjoyed her food. btw- she eventually ate about 90 % of her meal.
2007-01-05 01:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by cheery_ohz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mt brother farted and everyone turned around and stared at us.
2007-01-03 14:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Donna U 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋