that he enjoyed being attached to a dog leesh and barking like a dog.Although i must say i found it a little odd, i went along with it as i love him.Anyway i bought him a dog bowl as he likes to really get into the role and insists on being fed pedigree chum for dinner.Anyway my problem is i have just taken him for his nightly walk(which he demanded he do naked) and he ran onto the neighbours garden and pooped on their garden.I know that technically i should scoop the poop but dont you think he is really pushing the limits of love?I keep telling him he isnt really a dog but he just keeps barking at me and wagging his tail.What shall i do?
2007-01-03 06:45:57 · 54 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I think you should have him put down and move on to a bloke who thinks he's a horse. At least then you could hire him out for rides on Skeg beach x
2007-01-04 10:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by The Stig 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He seems to be going over the limit a little in his role play. If he wants to continue to act this way then perhaps you might be best to suggest that he find himself another dog walker and go and look for someone with more realistic expectations in your relationship. If he is this way now and pushing imagine what may be in store later on if you continue to agree to his every whim. Be careful as this has a strong potential of becoming an abusive relationship.
2007-01-03 06:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your man needs help and so do you... I understand that you wanna full-fill his fantasies but this is just over the limit. You need to find him help quick. Cause if he's taking dumps naked and on the neighbors yard trust me your neighbors will call the cops on him...(i know i would)!!!! Either consider getting him some therapy or dump his *** cause he is not just humiliating himself he's humiliating you too..
2007-01-03 07:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by NENA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you love this guy but seriously is this what you want out of the relationship, you 2 need to have a serious talk!
2007-01-03 06:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jo. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i guess it causes problems in the bedroom department lol
Stick it out u never know nnext week he might want to be a stud
2007-01-03 07:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you noticed that he has four legs and wags his tail? Fancy you having a Labrador for a boyfriend!
2007-01-03 08:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear! Ya gotta tell him that it freaks ya out a wee bit... I think u've been pretty cool bout this so far, but there has to be limits...
2007-01-03 08:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by TheDovic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you have become very uncomfortable. Tell him that you love him and want to help him fulfill his fantasies but that you are uncomfortable with....name the things that make you uncomfortable. If he loves you, he will understand or want to smooth things over with you. Be honest.
2007-01-03 06:49:52 · answer #8 · answered by ME 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're kidding and you're just making this up to get attention. But if it IS true, I'd recommend you send him to a mental institute.
2007-01-03 06:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Hanna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take him to the dog pound. He will feel really at home there.
2007-01-03 07:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋