Or why his nose hasn't grown a mile?
2007-01-03 03:12:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Flame retardant fabric. By law all childrens pjs must be flame retardant. The superman underoos that he wears under his suits keeps him warm, but not that warm. And Karl Rove wished real hard and his wooden puppet became a real boy.
2007-01-03 03:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jacy 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ooooh such maturity. I thought "liar, liar, pants on fire" was played out by the time I was in 3rd grade, being too childish for 8 year olds.
You guys are so pathetically funny it's hard not to laugh at such density and dullness.
All you need to complete your 2nd grade insult trio is to call him a "poopy head".
2007-01-03 03:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're confused. It was Clinton whose pants were always on fire.
Noses have nostrils, not miles. Who taught you anatomy?
2007-01-03 04:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Boy Clinton used up all the available fire in Washington, DC.
2007-01-03 03:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
To correct you, its President George W. Bush.
2007-01-03 03:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jedi 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
His pants have their own sprinkler system, if you catch my meaning.
As for his nose, White House medical staff have been administering a special form of nasal-Viagara that causes shrinkage. He's gotta take 5 tablets before every news conference, and will down a whole bottle before the State of the Union address.
2007-01-03 03:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
Because his heart, at absolute zero, will not allow the material in his clothes to get hot enough to burn.
Like boiling water in a paper bag on a campfire.
2007-01-03 03:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by Jack C 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Does the childish antics from the anti-Bush crowd ever stop? Is there a childish stupid question they haven't asked yet?
2007-01-03 03:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
It's called "State Of Denial."
2007-01-03 03:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Can anyone tell me why you liberals act so childish? May you get a horrible case of hemorrhoids!
2007-01-03 03:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by marieandlucaspape 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋