In 1995 I went to Moscow with my friend to watch Blackburn Rovers vs Spartak Moscow in the Champions League, we both hired fancy dress costumes especially for the occasion, my friend hired a lions costume and I hired a big hairy dog costume.
We were both received very well by the Moscow fans who saw as a bit of a novelty at first, we were guarded by a number of special police, a number of who had their photos taken with us. After the game had finished however the Police escort seemed to disappear rather quickly, and my friend and I, as well as number of other fans were left to find our own way out of the stadium. My friend said that he remembered the way out and we all duly followed, only to be confronted by a gang of burly Sparta fans who thought it would be a good idea to, well, beat us to death. Unwilling to participate with their attempt at Anglo-Russian relations we turned around and ran for our lives. Weighed down and restricted by our costumes my friend and I were quickly overtaken by the majority of the fleeing Blackburn fans, one guy who I knew said that when he turned round to see where we were all he could see was two rather large comedy animals being chased by a gang of laughing Muscovite's, and watched a laughing crowd of police and Spartak fans. He told me that he found it harder to flee at the sight as he said the hardest thing he has ever had to try and do was run and laugh at the same time.
2007-01-03 00:16:06
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answered by Hendo 5
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Getting lost in Leiden in Holland, being directed to a gay bar when asking some dude where the nearest pub was, pulling a girl in the gay bar, then waking up in her cramped apartment above a video store. Very strange night.
2007-01-03 00:23:00
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answered by greg m 3
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walking to work in a tremendous rainstorm, was soaked to the skin. was drying off and just started to change clothes in my office with the door shut when my clerk ( a Lady ) walked in without knocking. we had a good laugh out of this but from then on if the door was closed she knocked
2007-01-03 02:04:01
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answered by Marvin R 7
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There was a huge tree branch and it was stuck for weeks, my parents tried everyting but it wouldnt come down so 1 day i desided to swing on it like Tarzan and the whole tree branch fell on me.
2007-01-03 00:05:38
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answered by richy 1
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Being mistaken for Roger Daltrey by a group of Swedish Who fans - and all the time I was denying it in English my partner was telling them in Swedish that I really was the man.
2007-01-03 02:35:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Waking up to find myself stirring tea! I had sleepwalked my morning routine, I'd gotten ready for work, brushed my teeth and fed the cats - only when I looked at the clock did I realise it was 2.00am!
2007-01-03 00:02:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Being dumped in a town centre by my best friend wearing her underwear. She kept driving around the block so I hid and jumped out in front of the car as i saw the headlights approaching.... it was a police car, not her!
2007-01-03 00:01:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Stepping inside a crowded bus with fresh dog poo on my shoe, commenting to the person next to me that somebody stinks like s..h..i..t, and then looked down 5 minutes later and realised it was me!
2007-01-03 01:10:10
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answered by Lochie 3
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Walking into a restaurant with a woman, and spotting 10 feet away the woman I woke up with,...... sitting at a table,..... with her boyfriend,.... and her face turned bright red,.... and she lifted her menu,... and when we (me and the other woman) were sat about 15 feet away facing them,... she ran for the rest room,...
meanwhile the woman I'm with now asks me who that was,... I'm, like... I have no idea *shrug*
oh,. its not over,....
A week later,... I'm at work,... and the one who ran for the door comes to see me,... just as another girl I know and flirt with comes into my store as well,... and as the two walk up to me and realize they are both headed for the same guy,.... the one i was with last week when the other ran away in the restaurant, walks in.....
Oh that was intresting let me tell you...... :)
2007-01-03 00:04:16
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answered by Z 5
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I was at a Bible college once with all these Born Again Christians when one picked another ones Bible up and he started blowing his top at him, "That's my Bible Jonathan", he yelled, so he prayed about it afterwards and the shouter apologised the next morning, which meant it was an answer to prayer.
2007-01-03 00:56:16
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answered by ucanseethejoin 2
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