What would it say to you if it could speak?
2007-01-02 23:37:12 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Oh, will you put that thing away and stop playing with it!! Oh... I can't watch!"
2007-01-02 23:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine does not have a mind, and will never speak ! What gave you that idea ? Who told you about my chair ?
2007-01-03 07:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
for some reason we have a drum stool by the computer. in the summer i was merrily answering questions when i had the urge to lean back and see if i had the flexability to be a dancer. i did not. said drum stool fell over and squashed me by the radiator, i bodged my elbow and shoulder. if my unsteady drum stool could speak it would say GET YOUR STUPIDITY FILLED BOTTOM OFF ME!!
2007-01-03 07:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine does... my main issue with it is how it spins madly everytime I get up... go to sit down again, and it's facing the other way! Very dangerous!
If it could speak, it would say "You here again? Do you live here?? Go sit somewhere else, lard ****!"
Hehe!
2007-01-03 07:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would say "get of me you fat f*ck your making me creak". Luckily it can't speak so I'm spared the embaresment of being insulted by furniture
2007-01-03 08:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When are you gonna get out of bed and do some fooking washing, it weighs a fooking tonne!!!...
2007-01-03 07:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Would you mind awfully getting up, you seem to be sat on my head....
2007-01-03 07:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by Fay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, he's always complaining.
2007-01-03 07:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put that thing away ffs.
2007-01-03 07:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Get off me already and go outside fatty!!!"
2007-01-03 07:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Molly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋