2007-01-02 22:49:06 · 14 answers · asked by eonquest 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Freedom!
But it needs to be wrapped up in scud missiles and white phosphorus, because that’s how freedom comes…
2007-01-02 22:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by James C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Democratic Talking Points.
2007-01-03 07:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Zee HatMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don’t you disguise into a pink rabbit with a drum to sing a song like this:
Dear Mr. President
If You're Happy And You Know It
Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama,
Bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama,
Bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If you have no allies with you,
Bomb Iraq.
If you think that someone's disused you,
Bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Go look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression,
Bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction,
Bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons you can't see,
And that's all the proof you need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected,
Bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected,
Bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growing,
Bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin',
Bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders,
Bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders,
Bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Go make war not love this season,
Even if you have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
The guests may have fun, don’t you think?
2007-01-03 07:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Me.....I could use the money to be found there. Do you think they could spare a few billion for a poor suffering veteran?
2007-01-03 07:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Paulo S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Undying love for the President.
2007-01-03 07:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drafts for no-bid defense contracts, and checks to Republican campaign committees.
2007-01-03 06:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Intelligence and wit... ooops, you'd be going empty-handed!
2007-01-03 09:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring the graves of the 3,000 U.S. soldiers who died because of his dumb @ss.
2007-01-03 09:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by gvebbie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Suitcases full of money - unmarked bills preferred.
2007-01-03 06:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a bucket full of the blood of american soldiers. to throw on him.
2007-01-03 07:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by bluecollaraddict 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋