a joke or anything will do.
2007-01-02 22:40:26 · 9 answers · asked by HoneyZ2 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Sweetheart your a beautiful person. And the world needs more people like you.
2007-01-02 22:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by omegarussell42 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look sweetie... judging by your other questions... you seem like a very sweet and innocent girl. Is this about your boyfriend and his ex? What happened? If you need someone to chat with, message me ok. I know it's hard sometimes and you want to be cheered up... I hope some of the other comments helped... they had me laughing, but bottom line, to really be cheered up, you need to get to the root of the problem. I wish the best for you and I will be praying for you.
2007-01-03 07:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by dapreach 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Suggestion is very powerful. A single word or phrase can make a person feel happy, sad, angry or afraid and evoke all the bodily symptoms which accompany these feelings. You can program your body and mind to do almost anything if your power of imagination is strong enough. Negative mental imagenary is powerful.
Desire for something new, something different, that is going to change your life, makes you evert on extra effort. And the power of believing alone sets in motion those inner forces by which you add to your life. Our minds create the experience of both happiness and suffering, and the ability to find peace lies within us.
2007-01-03 06:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by dandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh honey, don't feel down or sad, life's way to short. go put on some happy tunes, or call a friend, do something that makes you feel good for a while and before you no it that smile will have returned. Bright blessings to you.
2007-01-03 06:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by funky fim 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
4TH grade Sunday school teacher asks the class?
What part of the body goes to heaven first?
3 kids raise their hand.(little boy in back of class wanting to be picked first waveing his hand back and forth)
Ok cathey what do you think goes to heaven first? cathy replys your heart,because you have to have Jesus in your heart to go to heaven. teacher says very good. ok Ann your next,
Ann said i think it's your sole that goes first. Because you have to have Jesus in your heart and sole. Teacher said very good. OK Bobby what do you think? Bobby says I know this one. It's your FEET. Teacher says YOUR FEET why do you think your feet goes first? Bobby said Because I got out of bed last night to go to the bathroom and when I walked past mom and dads room momma had her feet in the air saying OH GOD I'M COMEING, I'M COMEING
80 year old Nun goes for a check up?
A 80 yr old nun goes to see a ginacolgest. when the doctor is through checking her he says, everything looks alright except for one thing.
The Nun ask whats that? the dodcor said, Looks like you've got the crabs.
The Nun looks at him and says I can't have the crabs I'm a 80 yr old Nun. I've NEVER had sex. she is so upset she leaves his office and goes to another doctor. As he is checking her she tells him what the other doctor told her. He said Well the other doctor was wrong. You don't have the crabs. Your cherry is so old you have FRUIT FLIES
2007-01-03 06:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best cheer I can prescribe for you is to look for a true heterosexual lover. If you are homosexual, sorry, you will continue to suffer depression most of the time. True love, not corrupted love, is nature's way of keeping us in the best of shapes.
2007-01-03 06:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Paleologus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here 4joke 4u.
Once Upon a Time Little Red Riding Hood...
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat...
she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods.
One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house.
Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going to rip your clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red shows the bear the big gun in her basket and smiles, "No he won't I have a big gun in my basket ...." She pulls out the gun "See, nothing can harm me." Little Red smiles and skips to grandmother's house.
Little red finally makes it to grandmother's house...and knocks on the door...no one answers so she goes right in. She walks to the bed, sees the Wolf and screams as the Wolf yells, "Little Red Riding Hood, I am going to rip your clothes off and fondle your titties!"
The wolf reaches out to her and Little Red smiles and pulls out her gun and yells, "No you're not! You are going to EAT ME, JUST LIKE THE BOOKS SAYS!"
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A Fishy Story
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Golfing With Wife
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. His wife hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion.
"What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send it right through the barn onto the green."
He thinks this over and decides that it will work. With his wife holding open the barn door he lines up with the hole and gives the ball a terrific "whack"! The ball shoots through the air and right into the head of his wife, killing her instantly.
Months go by, the man mourning all the while. His friends, hating to see him in such a state, convince him to go golfing with them. They end up at the same course and on the final hole, oddly enough, another terrible slice puts the old barn between his ball and the green. Again he begins to rant and rave at what this dilemma will do to his score. He friend, wanting to please him, makes a suggestion.
"What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send it right through the barn onto the green."
"No," the man replies, "last time I did that I got two over par."
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Don't Lie to Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.
I'll give u a warm hug.
Sweetheart cheer it up.................
D more u smile d more beautiful u r.
Hope dis can help u
U feelin' better now..........?
2007-01-03 06:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, Be happy !
2007-01-03 06:51:09 · answer #8 · answered by redbass 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!!!!AND HERE'S BIG GREAT HUG!!!!!!=D (^_^)
2007-01-03 06:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely Cinnie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋