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(i haven't been watching the news lately)

2007-01-02 21:05:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Other - News & Events

there seem to be a lot of 2000 year old people around. and how patronising they are too.

2007-01-02 23:22:36 · update #1

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not yet.. i cant wait until he arrives and finally brings justice back into this world =) all those who believe at that point will simply be idiots because it will be too late. Other signs of judgement day include the Dajjal and of course, the beloved mahdi!!

2007-01-02 22:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Christians will tell you he arrived 2000 years ago in the form of Jesus Christ. Jews will tell you Jesus was a great prophet but not the promised messiah which they still await.
Is he returning? Yes, but noone knows when except for the Heavenly Father. Those that makes such predictions are crackpots.

2007-01-03 06:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by convoiceofreason 4 · 1 0

Every generation there are two people, one of whom has the potential to become Moshiach Ben Yosef, while the other has the potentian to become Moshiach Ben David (the main Messiah). I believe Dr. Seselj is Moshiach Ben Yosef and Zhirinovsky is Moshiach Ben David. But the redemption didn't come yet.

2007-01-03 05:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 0 0

Ah, you missed it!
He was in the news 2000 years ago but luckily for you some of his mates wrote all about it so you can read up on it... and He said he was coming back one day and left a message for you saying that you should be ready for him because there will not be any warning.

2007-01-03 05:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by cate 4 · 3 1

Not yet - his train was delayed at Crewe because of over-running engineering works.

2007-01-03 06:00:22 · answer #5 · answered by Carrie S 7 · 0 0

depends on who ya talk to..i havent been watching the news lately either..

2007-01-03 05:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by heather feather 3 · 0 0

I'll go and see if hes signed in yet.

2007-01-03 05:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0 0

...eerrrmm,,,not sure...my man jumped on me at new year and everything went a little blurry for a while so i guess it could have happened then but everything was dreamy and hazy....my new year surprise...the second cumming....lol....happy new year...xxx

2007-01-03 05:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yeah, I'm right here.

Too bad you missed me.

2007-01-03 05:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by kvalley_94061 2 · 0 0

i made abiltiyunknown see god not the messiah!

2007-01-03 12:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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