2007-01-02 20:56:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call MacGyver, he can get out of any pickle so I assume he can get out of any pickle jar as well...
2007-01-02 20:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat pickled tortoise
2007-01-03 05:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were able to rescue the baby tortoise BEFORE you got stuck, then you'll go down in history as a tortoise hero, and we'll celebrate you in history books. I hope you can get out soon.
2007-01-03 05:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by firerookie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first you drink all the pickle juice before you drown in it. then you sock the baby tortoise in the face for getting himself in this tricky situation. then you pull out your jesus remote and call your robotoic jesus friend you made with your incredible intellect capabilities and jesus will simply open the jar with his jedi powers and you can then use the grapple gun you took from batmans bloody hands and use it to escape with your lovechild into safety and live happily ever after in your yellow submarine.
the end
2007-01-03 05:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Carcin Ogin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the tortoise if you can stand on its back and try to climb out.
2007-01-03 04:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by >.< 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have some paint, maybe you could paint a pretty picture on the side of the jar.
2007-01-03 05:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let it shrivel in the pickle jar, and once it's shrunken, then whip it out, shatter the container, and save the turtle head
2007-01-03 04:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the tortoise help me get out or else i'll eatcha!
2007-01-03 05:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtle can fart and breath at the same time!
I heard it on the Discovery Channel!
2007-01-03 05:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have Cola and Mentos within reach? If not...punt.
2007-01-03 07:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋