Well im 28 and 8 months now and i think its time for a baby! My cousin Herbert came to see me,brother,mother,shadow and Llama last night, we cooked him a gorgeous kipper stew! Mother told me it was about time i had a child so she asked cousin Herbert if he would do the honuors and give me a baby! He said he would so she pushed me and him into cupboard and we did it! Brother has just done a pregnancy test on me, shadow licked it to check the result and told me i was pregnant! Mother,brother and Llama are dancing with joy and they keep smelling my stomach! They are so excited they have even named a kipper Herbert after my cousin! Anyway my question is when i told the local shopkeeper the good news he told me to get out he told me my baby would be a freak! Why did he say this i mean is it because i eat kippers will this harm the baby? Should i start eating Cod? sent
2007-01-02 20:23:28 · 37 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LMAO Fletch....just choked on me coffee...thanks for making me feel better this morning, i really needed something to cheer me up....(got a cold) cod sounds good, but cook it in breadcrumbs...shadow will show you and Llama could do a taste test first just to make sure it's not poisoned, if he don't like it then he'll spit it out....as Llama's do...have a great day babes....keep them coming...have you chose a name for your baba yet....updates please
2007-01-02 21:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to have to break it to you but your cousin-baby has an almost 100% chance of coming out as a 2 headed troll. Nice try though.
2016-05-22 22:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judging by your storytelling capabilities and the photos you've posted on your 360*, I think it's safe to venture a resounding "NO!" to that question...though, I doubt it's solely because of the proximity of your bloodlines and the fact that you eat fish. I'm not even sure(from the activities of your immediate family) that there are prescription drugs that would keep all your demons at bay. Did you eat paint chips as a child, or does all the insanity run in your mother's side of the inbreds???
2007-01-02 20:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ok then. well i think you should change your diet because cod is better than kippers. No the baby will not be deformed because that only happens between direct family members (incest) which is illegal. can i come to one of the partys you have because im sure there great fun!!
2007-01-02 20:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Einstein's parents were cousins. Not that your baby is going to be brillant, but u know what I mean. In some cultures cousins are encouraged to keep the blood lines closer. I think you're very safe hon. Congratulations. Hope your child understands, though, and is loved (which matters most.)
2007-01-02 20:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Huguenot 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No it will probably be born with 3 ears and 3 eyes with 2 noses
2007-01-02 20:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by I.P. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is that not who your parents are ? your cousins or your aunties or your llamas or your dead granny. the baby will no more be a freak than the the others so it will fit in just fine. keep writing for south park.
2007-01-02 20:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
is he your first cousin? if he is, or he is closely related to you then you should be a little worried because when you are related through blood and hez your first or second cousin your baby might come out "special" but anyway congrats just be sure to take good care of ur baby
2007-01-02 20:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by julia e 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to Blockbuster video store and rent a film called Deliverence it will answer all your questions
2007-01-02 22:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by G.T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think there is nothing wrong with it as we are all related in some way, without realiseing, Goodluck and dont worry bout what they all say................It happens alot these days anyway with brothers an sisters, so dont worry.
2007-01-03 08:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋