imodium A.D.
you bend down to pick it up when out rips a blustery fart. your stunned. you slowly turn around to make sure their was no one near you. to your horror, their was someone right behind you waiting to get what you have in hand. what do you do?
2007-01-02 18:49:53 · 20 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-02 19:05:59 · update #1
as pathetic as this sounds, i'd probably fall over laughing (farts crack me up!! - no pun intended)
2007-01-02 18:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by taevey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would get the Imodium and quickly pay for it and leave without saying a word.lol
2007-01-02 18:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh and excuse yourself.
Or blame it on the barking spiders.
Be greatful that is your search for something to relieve diarhea that the fart was only a fart!!!!
2007-01-02 18:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smile, laugh, wave the smell away, and then calmly stand up, look confident and assured, and walk away.
2007-01-02 18:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fart some more!!! hehehehe
i dont feel embarased!
2007-01-02 19:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by Bilal f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
geeeeeeez, these cheap pants split again? and then start laughing asking them which aisle the needle and thread is located
2007-01-02 18:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was a chick I'd ask her: "Sorry about that. Wanna get a drink?"
If it was a guy: "Dude I totally got you man!!! Sorry about that."
2007-01-02 18:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jack Schitt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful my shorts are empty...say excuse me and laugh!!! Secretly wish it's real stinky and lingers!!!!
2007-01-02 18:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by erinbrae_erinnbree 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apologize and say you just don't feel good..Its not like they have never busted *** before either. We are all human.
2007-01-02 18:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cover your nose and tell the other person "Eww, atleast say excuse me!!!"
2007-01-02 18:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋