anybody know lol-
2007-01-02 18:36:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Shave your hair. put on dark sooper coool sunglasses. Buy a trenchcoat, then go outside and walk around, making sure you avoid eye contact. hide behind trees and bushes and benches.
Dont forget to paint yourface purple--> no one will see you.
2007-01-02 18:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by JtoJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have known one person who was thought to be a spy who was living in a foreign country. When they picked him up, during interrogations they shot off half his face. Gun inside the mouth and point towards the cheek and shoot. Did this to him 2 times, both cheeks... then he was excommunicated from the country. Lost his home, furniture and bank account.
Has had several reconstructive surgeries on his face and is still not OK after 30 years.
Think this is the job for you? Can you handle it?
GOOD LUCK
2007-01-03 02:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by H.O.T. Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters If you cannot pass a security background check, forget it. Obtain a degree in Psychology, Sociology or Political Science,
Then learn a strategic language- (Arabic, Chinese, Russian, etc.)
Then you apply to the CIA, NSA, etc., -just like any other job.
If you got the degree and can speak and translate a strategic language, You got jourself a job.
2007-01-03 02:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump off a 100 story building
2007-01-03 02:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by alexmojo2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buy some night vision goggles off ebay, put on a ski mask, and crawl around in your neighbors bushes, and peek through their windows every once in a while. Tada! Your a spy!
2007-01-03 02:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by Fil D 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's years and years of training, you have to be especially sneaky at things. One SIMPLE mistake can cost your life. Trust me, spies that work for the USA government have been caught and killed instantly once they were discovered why they were at a certain country.
Training is they key.
2007-01-03 02:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
apply for the CIA. get training. gradually move up and get really really good at what you do and maybe just maybe... you'll become a spy
2007-01-03 02:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by azoreanguy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to take this question kinda seriously, I think most spies are recruited out of those people who have dual citizenship, and are fluent in at least two languages, preferably with local accents in both.......at least those have been characteristics of historically famous (after the fact, of course) spies. Being hot probably helps too =)
actually, your question got me curious and I checked out www.cia.gov pretty slick website, actually...look under 'clandestine service' to find out more.
2007-01-03 02:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
join my spy tech for only 9.95 a month. OK ? shhhhh they are listening in on us.
i really think you should start with c.i.a. ok?
2007-01-03 02:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be in the CIA. Go to college and major in criminal justice.
2007-01-03 02:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by Mack Daddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋