What would you do to seriously annoy a neighbor you deeply hate?

Question

Annoy, p/off, upset..... it's all good, lol.

I've tried loud music after midnight. Nothin. No reaction.

I need better ideas.

Alas, no one to have sex with & make noise with LOL.

I can't ignore him. He's set fire to my trees & grass & a tent, dumps his garbage in my cans or in my back yard (over the fence), sprays water in my open windows, smeared stuff on my car........ he moved in 2 years ago & thought the fence was wrong and he had someone mark the legal boundary & he lost four feet to me instead of gaining property & he's been p/off at me ever since.

Answer 1

Litter his porch with pig intestines and rotten fruit.
Hide raw fish in his bushes.
Paint his lawn to look like the confederate flag.
Attach racially offensive bumper stickers to his car.
"Wax" his car with bacon grease.
If he is straight and the same sex, take every chance to give sexual complements.
Mow your lawn at sunrise.
Sign him up for bestiality porn.
Blast "I Touch Myself" by Blondie and sing along as loud as possible replacing every "you" with his name.
When the 4th of July comes around go to everyone's house and take the small plastic flags, place them all in his yard.

Answer 2

Borrow a friends dog and have it poop in the neighbors yard every day.
Leave the hose on "by mistake" and soak the neighbors garden.
Go over for a visit and ask to use the bathroom and clog it with some tampons.
Pop in every now and then at odd times to borrow a cup of sugar or something.
Be as helpful as you can around the neighbor and always mess things up.
Play pornographic sounds right next to the neighbors window.
Talk about uncomfortable things, like how you almost committed suicide the time you found out ur girlfriend thot u were gay or how u've always been attracted to (whatever the neighbor is) older men, women...that should freak them out
You could also start a fire ant infestation in the neighbors backyard
Whatever floats ur boat

Answer 3

How about this:
1. Sugar his gas tank.
2. Stab all of his tires with a kitchen knife
3. Take their mail, but dont get caught(seriously), and then burn it.
5. Take a bug sprayer pump-you can get em at wal-mart. Fill it with diesel fuel and spray their grass, flowers, and trees. It will kill them all.
6. Use pay phones and file noise, complaints and stuff like that with the police annonomously

Answer 4

Wow it somewhat is such as you reside the place I stay. same project, the sons and daughters exterior interior the backyard who're making noise once you only are approximately to bypass exterior to verify a e book. I nonetheless worsen approximately it each time, each and every Saturday and Sunday, approximately midday/dinner time. i do no longer understand what variety of relaxing they make, yet they snort for hours, and loud, it gets me loopy. (domicile windows are closed!) each and every so often i'm going to take my music and turn it on like that, I won't even hear them anymore. and each so often, i in my opinion want to tell their mom and dad to maintain their little ones quiet, yet on the different hand, i do no longer want to argument with friends. it somewhat is the worst. i think your in an extremely undesirable project. once you think approximately shifting, flow to place you're confident that it somewhat is a quiet place.

Answer 5

put toxic waste on their lawn, give them wacky prank phone calls from midnight til dawn, put bengay inside his jockstrap and fill his toothpaste tube up with glue, put nair in his shampoo, cut his car in half, and then, come over and tie his mouth with a rag, then drag him by his ankles into the middle of the forest and stuff him in a big plastic bag

Answer 6

Simple! Just act like they aren't there.Dont look at them, look threw them like they arent there. Sing to your self. Keep your place clean and dont stay in the house. I have done all of this and it works! Sorry it has to get worst to get better!

Answer 7

Take off there hub caps, fill them with tuna, then put them back on. They'll be driving around for weeks wondering what the hell smells rotten!! hahaha

Answer 8

If you share a common wall, have plenty of sex near that wall. It works better if you can find a loud screamer.

Answer 9

Well why do you hate them, i would suggest you speak to them about the issues otherwise, what ever you do they may be able to do better and it could backfire in your face.

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Answer 10

it seriously is NOT worth it. You may end up getting in big trouble for just trying to get back at them for something.