You get a shi t attack. The toilet is all the way at the other end of the mall. so you run as fast as you can while clenching your butt cheeks when the dam breaks. Stinky stool goes running down your legs. ( You knew you shouldnt have ate mexican food) as your running, you look back and to your horror, youve left a brown runny trail. what do you do?
2007-01-02 18:34:39 · 10 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
****, if you embarss yourself that much, you might as well take it the extra step and wack off in public too. then youd have a story to tell people; about how you **** your pants in the mall and beat your meat at the same time. hahaha
2007-01-02 18:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would just never go back to that mall change my name get plastic sugary!!! that's brutal!! Did this actually happen to you lol?
2007-01-03 02:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by killer93 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
keep running.. put your face down so no one can recognize you, get to your car (not the bathroom) go home and quickly move out of town
2007-01-03 02:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by Michele A 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's why I always carry Tampons with me!
2007-01-03 02:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by JtoJ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... take the nearest exit and not come back for six months... and have a new hairstyle.
2007-01-03 02:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by justwannaknow 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I put it up for sale-2pounds for a dollar!LOL
2007-01-03 02:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you get a life and catogorize this question right in jokes and riddles.
2007-01-03 02:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Die of humiliation? LMAO Where do you get this stuff?
2007-01-03 02:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by ... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think i'd just cry - and then move to another country
2007-01-03 02:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by taevey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
laugh.. haha that was funny..lol
2007-01-03 02:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by TheDudeAbides 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋