What would you do if you were kidnapped by a mad artist? (read details and have fun!)?

Question

I was asked this question at first i thought it was strange but it turned out to be fun in answering, so have a shot

You get kidnapped by a mad artist who has gained great fame and fortune by the hyper realistic sculptures he creates. Unfortunately for you it turns out he makes those sculptures by turning people to stone!

As your loaded on to the pedestal that will become your new home your allowed to pose as you like, with whoever you want (they also get petrified with you then, although he says he will not join you), and asked where you would like to be placed.

Describe the scenario, :-) be as creative and detailed as you want! (most detailed and creative will probably receive the points though ie, how the transformation actually happens, your last words, how it feels etc)

Note: Assume that when your turned into a statue your still aware but just can't move. (i guess this can effect what type of pose you want to be stuck in :-) )

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Answer 1

It would be against 'community guidelines' for me to write what I want to write, so use your imagination. It's something that all adults love to do and me and the hubby do it well, so I would like to be stuck with him in that pose. Hey, if you can feel, why not feel that for the rest of your life?

Answer 2

That reminded me of a joke. There were two statues standing outside an ancient Greek temple for thousands of years. One was a naked man and the other was of a naked woman. An angel came down from heaven and brought the two statues to life. "You've been standing facing each other naked for thousands of years" the angel said, "I'm going to give you two an hour of life to do anything you wish". Instantly the male statue grabbed the female by the hand and led her to the bushes. The angel heard all kinds of giggling and funny noises comming from the bushes, thirty minutes later the pair came out grinning from ear to ear. "Well", the angel said, "I hope you two are enjoying yourselves.....you still have thirty minutes". "Great", the female statue replied as she turned and said to the male statue, "this time you hold teh pigeon and I'll crap on his head"!


The problem with being turned into any statue and being aware of your surroundings would be that you could be moved against your will. I mean sure if you were a male and could be turned into a permanent statue at the Playboy mansion that would be ideal. I guess if I were assured not to ever be moved I'd be placed on the campus of the University of North Carolina shooting everyone the bird with a sign that said, "go to hell Carolina go to hell!" Either that or placed on the white house lawn in the same position with a sign that says, "shoot Hillary on site".

Answer 3

The background would be paris my home place and I would be posing with my lips squeezed together like kissing someone and I would be sitting on top of the aifle tower(don't know how to spell it) posing and I would flowers everywhere and my hair would be down and curled beautifully (I have very long hair) and I would be wearing a long skirt that is this pale brown color and a shirt that has some pale brown in it and pink and writing like paris and a pic of it and flowers connecting flowers to be on it and I would have pale brown and pink glitter on my ballet flatts and thats all lol let me answer your other ones your right though these are a BLAST!!!

Answer 4

Ha! Ecchi makes you stomuck injury... in no way heard that one -__- Comedy: Baka and attempt, flcl, dessert punk, Kanokon(warning is ecchi and has intense nudity) shin chan Romanc: clannad, spice and wolf, fruit backer, ouran highschool host club, Shuffle(warning is ecchi... do no longer understand why because of the fact the nudity provides no longer something to the instruct) action comedy: naruto, dessert punk, FMA and FMAB action romance: shakugan no shana, sekirei(warning is ecchi), corpse princess Slice of life: clannad, shin chan, college rumble, fruit basket, ouran highschool host club, durarara

Answer 5

I think I would want to be placed in full hakama and gi, crouched with ****** hips and a katana in the act of being unsheathed. That'd be awesome.