2007-01-02 16:53:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Greetings
Step 1 : Provide her with lots of alcohol - you may need to ask a grown up to help.
Step 2 : Tell her that her eyes are pretty and her hair smells good.
Step 3: Start stroking her leg and move hand up slowly, once she is breathing heavily kiss her softly, but firmly.
Step 4 : Suggest going somewhere quite to talk. Please remember that no talking will actually take place.
Step 5 : Remove clothes and insert member.
If this fails, I would suggest looking the white or yellow pages under whore.
Good Luck Matey !
2007-01-02 22:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smell something fishy in his question. In your two earlier questions, you talked about oral sex and your ex finding your penis to be long. This means that you know more about the subject. I think your question doesn't deserve an answer as I consider it to be mischievous and frivolous.
2007-01-03 03:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TELL HER YOU HAVE NEVER HAD ANY SEX AND GIRLS DONT LIKE YOU BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY THEY DONT AND SAY IS IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO BE HORNY MOST ALL OF THE TIME BUT GIRLS DONT REALY DO TO MUCH FOR YOU IT MORE HE OLDER GIRLS THAT GET YOU HOT ASK HER IF THAT IS RIGHT AND YOU HAVE BEN ASK BY 2 WOMAN BUT THEY WERE TO OLD YOUR MOTHER AGE THEY KNEW YOUR MOM TOO
AND THAT MAY DO TELL ME HOW I CAN GET YOUNGER GIRLS YOU LIKE OLDER I LIKE YOUNGER GIRLS
2007-01-03 02:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her it's bedtime and that she needs to go to bed and then go back to your coloring books.
2007-01-03 14:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jyse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go watch cartoons
2007-01-03 01:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by sdwhippie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋