Is tummy poking illegal here?
If I poke somone in the tummy and they giggle and laugh, does that qualify as something horrible like sexual assault or some other heinous crime against helpless humans?
I truly enjoy poking soft human tummies, I think all of your humankind are cuddly, adorable, and beautiful. I wish to not stop if at all possible. What good are such soft tummies if you can't poke them?!
Am I in trouble for commencing the poking of innocent human tummies?
2007-01-02 16:14:34 · 10 answers · asked by Zeek 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
People generally do not get angry when I poke their tummies because I look like a red Orangutan...
2007-01-03 04:41:10 · update #1
For every post poking giggle and laugh you will probably also receive half a dozen smacks in the gob.
2007-01-02 16:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by PomOnTour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Pom, you have got me! Pom is right one poke in most of the Western world is worth a good six smacks!
[Tummy poking is a far more dangerous pastime for those in countries where people routinely carry guns! Under those circumstances one can not know if the return affection will be, shall we say, more permanently intended]
--Charles, That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-03 19:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my case, yes. If you can figure out a way to poke my tummy through this computer.. I'm sure I could find a way to call that illegal. Otherwise, no. You poke all the tummies you want. :)
2007-01-02 16:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its illegal to TOUCH anyone without permission... i saw Judge Judy, and someone got sued for slapping someone else in the face, and the judge said that its harassment to even touch someone without there permission.... i think touching includes poking in the tummy....
what has the world come to when tummy pokes are illegal??
2007-01-02 16:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by 420 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can have your right to poke people in the tummy as long as those you poke can have the right to punch you in the face
2007-01-02 16:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but Baby you can poke my tummy anytime !
2007-01-02 16:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Bridget 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes.
Invading the intimate space of any person will get you in trouble.
Just DON'T touch anyone, unless you are expressively invited to do so.
2007-01-02 16:25:42 · answer #7 · answered by Aritmentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
each and all of the above are actual. besides the undeniable fact that JFK, became under churlish with the cigar ban. until now putting the embargo in place the White domicile had forty,000 cuban cigars bought. probable the comparable stockpile bill Clinton became using whilst he....ahem...smoked them.
2016-12-15 14:21:50 · answer #8 · answered by donenfeld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfectly legal in Tumpokia.
2007-01-02 16:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
u out of my space... and it consider harassment to keep doing it when the person ask u to stop.
2007-01-02 16:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by bowpeep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋