2007-01-02 15:31:00 · 8 answers · asked by Craig C 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I could see Jamie Farr playing the sheik who cleans my neck before the execution.
2007-01-02 15:37:31 · update #1
If they catch a thief, they cut off a hand. You'll have to use your imagination as to what they'd do to you. (I'd refrain from masturbating in Iran)
2007-01-02 15:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Didnt you know that if you masturbate, you will become blind. This is true in Iran. I suggest you do what my 13 year old boyfriend does. When he's seen too much of me and he feels excited he will wait until he goes home and gets in bed. He puts one of his stuffies under the part of him that feels excilted and goes to sleep. He will have a dream about something erotic (not always me, oh well!!) and in the morning his bed and jamies and the stuffed animal are all wet. His mom knows what he does and feels that its better to wash his cloths, sheets, jamies and the little stuffie than for all that stuff to get close to me. lol lol.
Anyway you can have a wet dream in Iran and not get in trouble or go blind. I dont think they have washing machines so I guess you will have to tolerate dirty sheets etc.
2007-01-02 23:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They typically cut off the part of the body that is breaking the law. For instance steal something with your right hand and off goes the hand! So I would not recommend this activity in Iran.
2007-01-02 23:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by dispatchokirt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to sound so crass, but it depends on whether you were caught by a woman in your family or another family. It's OK in front of your sister/daughter/cousin, but not in front of the property of another family.
You'd probably just get your butt kicked if you were caught by another guy. But if it was a circle-jerk, you'd be hung for being a homosexual.
2007-01-02 23:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by nkroadcaptain 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL - This is the best question I have seen in a long time. The answer is probably only if you get caught!
2007-01-02 23:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends? Were you HUNG before?
2007-01-02 23:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by rdyjoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it, they'll cut your hand or your weenie perhaps. I think they believe in casting out whatever offends... Just guessing.
2007-01-02 23:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by McDreamy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that choking your chicken could get you in trouble.??
2007-01-02 23:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋