Sorry, girls, this is for guys like me only, since you won't be able to relate to this at all..
How do you manage to do that with that bone sticking upwards?
One method that works reasonably well with me is to put a shaving cream dispenser's lid in front of it, allowing the urine to go down after bouncing on the lid top... any better ideas?
2007-01-02 15:24:11 · 15 answers · asked by disintegrationisthebestalbumever 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
i need to squat over the toilet and point that bad boy downwards. i must look like a bow-legged duck with vertigo trying to balance like that but it gets the job done without too much mess.
2007-01-02 15:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by belfus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From personal experience when I was an adolescent and even now as a young adult I have found that hard ons can be a nuisance but they are nice at other times with my wife. I had a cousin who could always piss a gusher through his hard on, no trouble at all. I never have been able to do that. I was always the boy scout who couldn't pee in the woods in the morning. I was always kidded about stage fright. It was an uncomfortable nuisance then and sometimes at school or now at work when I couldn't empty a full bladder at the urinal or elsewhere. I always have to wait it out or jerk off. But now in the morning as I take my warm shower, my penis softens, I can urinate eight hours of accumlated pee easily right there and then. A warm shower and a good pee, what a wonderful way to begin the day.
2007-01-02 19:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by teiddarhpsyth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Well maybe. I just do a few kegels and I begin to f l o w. It took some parcticing but I got it down now. If I'm rock hard again, It will be like second nature to just automatically do it and flow without even thinking about it.. I think doing kegels help push the blood out some to help you come down some so you can do what you got to do.
2007-01-02 15:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by xandros 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have this happen to me allot. I'm hard as a rock either jerking or with partner, and feels like I'm about to blow but few seconds later I know it's piss that needs to be drained. It sucks having to pee when hard but it's possible. I either piss in shower, squat over toilet and point my Bonner down or if I'm not playing around with partner and do not need to stay hard or pop a bone immediately after pissing, I will use cold water to help bring it to at least semi-hard.
2007-01-02 16:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you unable to bend it downward enough to hit the john?
If your erection points that much upward and is that stiff, try sitting down. That way, you won't have to bend it nearly as far to get it in the bowl.
2007-01-02 23:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need to get one of those Ceiling Toilets that allow you to piss straight upwards into them.
They come with gravety-less water that actually floats on the ceiling instead of falling down on the floor.
2007-01-02 17:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha stand back farther and get ready with some TP to clean up the spillage
2007-01-03 06:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by Jyse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have done it many times you just sit on the toliet and point it down a little i pee with a hard on all the time cause i am always hard, hard as a rock
2007-01-02 15:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn on the shower and pee in the drain.All goes to same place.
2007-01-02 15:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by xphxpd 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ewww
No offense but I don't think it's possible to urinate while having an erection. I've tried it
2007-01-02 15:26:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋