I live in the dorms. The other day my roommate went home ,I had the day off. I went to my computer desk & put in a porn flick put my headphones on & started masturbating. I didn't know my roommate gave his key to his girlfriend so she could get some of her stuff. My back was to the door & I didnt hear her come in. We have a huge old fashion desk chair with a high back so all she saw of me was the top of my head. I am about to explode when I felt a tap on the top of my head. In a frightened reaction I spun around & STARTED EJACULATING at the time.
She was right there about a foot infront of me. We both just froze as she stared down at me ejaculating . When it stopped it must have let her unfreeze. She just quickly turned around and said "oh my god I'm sorry" and said she needed her boyfriends book. I just pointed to under his bed she got it an left.
What do I do? Should I say something?
(If your a girl) How would react in a situation like that?
2007-01-02 15:20:24 · 21 answers · asked by orangecross666 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
haha don't think about it too much
don't say anything about it
she's a girl, i bet she went home and laughed her *** off. it's okay girls know what guys do so it's not strange or anything, it just sucks that you got caught.
haha if i was in her situation i probably would have done the same thing and acted like nothing happened.
i'm just wondering though.. where you planning on exploding? were you just gonna let it get all over the place or did you have a sock or something? may sound like a weird question but i was just hoping she didn't get shot at lol
2007-01-02 15:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by shoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do nothing. You did nothing wrong except perhaps you should of locked the door from the inside or put a chair up against it, even though you thought no-one could get in. Its best to be safe than sorry. You will be akward around her for awhile and she will probably tell her friends, but hey like i said you did nothing different to most other guys. If you masterbate your a wanker, if you dont your a liar.
2007-01-02 23:52:49 · answer #2 · answered by mslenora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude---
I say you shouldve watch all ur PORNO 1st before U masturbated--and u shouldve masturbated to your bed and put a blanket on top of you so when ur room mate comes in--u could act like ur sleeping--
I say--what u shud do is tell ur ROOM MATE to tell HIS GF that u were sori and next time she comes in with ur room mates key--tell him to tell his gf to knock 1st---when theres no answer shes safe to come in----->
And If the girl froze--It must be her 1st time seeing a d.ick in an explosion--lol just joking---
well--i hope u and ur room mates frndship doesnt get screwy----gud luck--(ps--gud luck also next time u masturbate)
2007-01-02 23:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by ^_^' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey dude u suree r in a fix. ok if ur room partner is ur good frnd then tell him n ask him to make an appointment with her. u tell her that it is normal n plz dont feel that i m very bad. ok. tell her to google the term masturbating n she will find out how normal n common it is.
2007-01-02 23:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by cool_cool_cool2003 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
i am a girl, and in this situation, i would probably just laugh. a lot.
don't worry too much about it though, everyone has embarassing moments, and she'll probably just laugh it off eventually.. even though right now she's probably still trying to get that image if you out of her memory.
don't mention it. ever. again. to her.
that's one of those things you just don't talk about and pretend you forgot all about it.
just be thankful it wasn't YOUR girlfriend that walked in on you masturbating to a porn movie. or you my friend, most likely wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore.
2007-01-02 23:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would tell your roommate and laugh it off. You didn't know she had a key. What you do in your on place is your business and besides it's natural.
2007-01-02 23:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by mia w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor poor boy. I'm so sorry that happened. I can't even imagine....If that happened to me, I would never ever bring it up. EVER. I'm sure she doesn't want to talk about it as much as you don't. If she wants to discuss it, let her bring it up...but I really doubt she will. I wouldn't and try my best to act as if nothing ever happened. Good luck!
2007-01-02 23:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by GraceSlickChick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, well its your house too sweetie. I don't think your roommate should have given the key to his girlfriend, its not just his place
2007-01-03 00:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Educated 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would probably say the same thing. Or burst out in hystericall nervous laughter.
2007-01-02 23:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by GROOVY LILY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough said you already said sorry ..... we have all at one time wanted to crawl into a hole as the result of an embrassing moment....... Yours was a really BAD one. LOL
2007-01-02 23:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋