After using a spell to raise my grandmother from the dead, she is now shuffling around the neighbourhood in a delusional zombie rage, hacking people with a machette and signing the Misfits, "Die, Die Die my Darling". Where did my spell go wrong?
2007-01-02 11:20:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Ok something Definatly went wrong somewhere in there. Sorry I can't be much of a help. Maybe you should consider letting her rest in peace next time before you attempt to rise someone else from the dead.
2007-01-02 11:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by The Helper 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Had this actually happened, you would have gone wrong at the "using a spell to raise my grandmother from the dead" part. Since it didn't happen, where you went wrong is a far, far more complicated issue....
2007-01-02 23:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Vaughn 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You may be asking the wrong people. Try one of those 3 day dead religions. Was granny like this before she died. Is she singing in tune. In her zombie state, is she still smarter than the rest of the family. You need to check this out, especially if you and she intend to have any more children.
2007-01-02 19:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by metoo 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This usually only happens when the person doing the spell is a complete and utter idiot. Going by your postings, I'd say that's your problem right there.
2007-01-02 23:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, no one part of your spell went wrong! You probably shouldn't have cast the spell
2007-01-02 21:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Wolf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you fell asleep watching "children shouldn't play with dead things".
it's time to wake up.
2007-01-02 19:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whoops now you done it your going to get done for aiding and abetting
2007-01-02 19:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by shannara 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dude if this is not a joke, you should now realize that you are using the power of satan and thats what witchcraft is. Dah!!! Only those saved and washed in the blood can rasie people from the dead. You are going to need a religious person to undue the damage you have done.
2007-01-02 19:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 11⤋
I think your spell went just right! [Smile].
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2007-01-02 19:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would get the holy bible and say in Jesus' name I rebuke you. Turn to God, he is the only one who knows what's right.
2007-01-02 19:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 7⤋