What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Question

no snappy one-line answers, please ... let's see a little detail

Answer 1

Overslept, ran to catch post office before midday close. Just pulled on a skirt and top and yes, big gust of wind blew the skirt up to my waist right outside the post office door. Nothing underneath at all. Very embarassed. Backed into a corner trying to hold my skirt down - not classy. I learnt my lesson. No more going commando on windy days.

Answer 2

A friend of mine (and NO, it wasn't me!) went to catch the Bus for work one morning when it was throwing it down with rain. She saw a Lady stood at the bus stop with a baby in a pushchair and a toddler with a duffle coat on and his hood up stood at her side. When the bus arrived, she asked the Lady if she would like some help, which she gratefully accepted. With that, she picks the Toddler up and marches onto the Bus with a cheery C'mon Darling, let's help Mummy. The Lady was getting on the bus, struggling with the pushchair but was staring open mouthed at my friend. It was only as my friend put the 'Toddler' down did she realise that he was in fact a young Gentleman who was a Dwarf! Honestly true!

Answer 3

Well ...there are so many to choose that I don't remember all of them..

I was about 15, and I wasnt the prettiest teenager. I was going to the local shop down my house and I saw an old lady with a walking stick, standing by the traffic lights. As we were side by side, I asked her if she would like me to help her crossing the road. She said she would, so I held her arm and (very slowly) crossed the road. When we got to the other side, she said "Thank you very much, young man".

Answer 4

I was 9 or 10, and I was on stage acting out a scene... it was suppose to be what i wanted to be when i grow up, but i forgot my lines, and i just stood there and looked stupid... i was so embarrassed.... i cried.... i did it perfectly the first time but the second time i just froze... i did it for black history month... i wanted to be a basketball player but my doctor told me to stop playing because i kept spraining my right ankle.... at one point i landed on it wrong 6 times in a week... but now i am in the Army....

Answer 5

I was walking in the school hallway a few feet in front of my perrenial crush after having been out in the rain and I slipped and fell on my a**. And then one time in class, while leaning over a table, I passed gas very loudly. The whole room fell silent! And of course these things happened in high school ,so you can imagine how mortified I was!

Answer 6

when i was a child, I took a sh*t in my pants while playing hide and go seek. I was at my friends house from church (they were good people I thought...at that age.) I went in the house to change and the parents didnt trust me in there sons room by my self....so I had to tell them I TOOK A SH*T IN MY PANTS AND I NEED TO CHANGE. I saw this family for years after that. I know they had to be thinking ...there goes sh*t bomb. Thier food did not agree with my stomach that night. Talk about 1st impressions,lol

Answer 7

I had a very wet, loud fart at my Grandma's funeral and it wasn't just a sound/smell. Immediately, I felt a hot, wet lump in the back of my boxers. Then, to my dismay, a loose chunk of hot feces fell down, out of my pant leg and on to my shiny, black dress-shoes. It was humiliating, and a real "sh*tty experience.

Answer 8

the only thing i can think of was sitting in the back of a van heading to a party and spewing into one of my best friends ears, after a little too much to drink. i really gave him an earfull that night.

Answer 9

Okay i was on my first date i was 11 . and we was going to the movies . my friend and her date also went along. i was nervous being my 1st date . we was walking about to get a good seat and i fell into a huge pile of water. i was so embarrassed .

Answer 10

Getting my head stuck in railings, after chasing the dog!! Had to be cut free by the fire Brigade..