I'm home sick and bored. should i...
-stay on here and answer questions
-read a bood
-finish watching the soprano dvds i rented
-other (make something up)
2007-01-02 10:43:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
meant read a book
2007-01-02 10:48:57 · update #1
i will tell u some jokes
Two cows in a field one turns to the other and says "moo" they other turns and says "you fcuker I was gonna say that"
two ghosts at the dinner table one asks the other"can you pass the salt please"
the other replys "who the fcuk said that"
how do you make a hormone?
Wipe yer d1ck on her curtains
what do you tell yer wife when she has two black eyes?
Nothing you've told her twice allready
George Bush throw a press conference to announce his disgust at three brazilian journalists killed in iraq he pledges Americas intent on "bloody revenge" when the conference ends his aid says to him "that was a bit strong Mr President" george bush replys "I know but excactly how many is a brazillian"
Supermarket
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere!!!
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!
The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'
A man takes his father to the doctor.
At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."
On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"
So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."
On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"
His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to **** your mother!"
2007-01-02 10:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the Soprano dvds, my brother says that show is one of his favorites. Besides, it's better to watch them so you can return them that much sooner. Unless you have a book that you are really interested in reading at the moment, then do that.
2007-01-02 18:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say read a bood. I dont know what a bood is but it sounds interesting.
2007-01-02 18:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by cereal_killer034 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay here in P&S then when you have used up your answering limit, watch the Sopranos.
2007-01-02 18:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
finish the sopranos dvd
2007-01-02 18:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
watch the d v d's
call a friend
visit a friend
take a walk
listen to music
2007-01-02 18:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a bood?
2007-01-02 18:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to www.shockwave.com and beat the boredom with some cheesy, yet addictive games!
2007-01-02 18:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jag 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go take a nap and rst. Let your body relax.
2007-01-02 18:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Kookie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try doing all at the same time.... I'll guarantee that your boredom will be gone in no time :)
2007-01-02 18:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by malteser*_* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋