does anyone know any good jokes about Saddam Hussein?
2007-01-02 10:40:39 · 22 answers · asked by kirstie_ma 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Yeah..
"I rang up Sadam on New Years Eve to wish him a Happy New Year... but he hang up!"
Don't want to be rude but a mate did tell me this one yesterday
2007-01-02 10:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Chεεrs [uk] 7 · 4⤊ 5⤋
Saddam Hussein Jokes
2016-12-16 09:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm selling some saddam t shirts...but tight around the neck but they hang well!
Err mimi, thats aload of sheite! and as for you below me what have you done about it, about as much as i did....nothing!
Oi Mimi, listen to the news and pick up a paper and educate yourself love, there is life outside the US! Saddam had been captured for how many months and is now dead and the Iraqis are still killing each other. The death toll in Iraq spiralled at it's peak in November so educate yourself my dear, and he was handed back to sheites, who hung him, you want to start listing war mongers my dear how about Robert Mugabee and Colonel Gadaffi? and just for the record lol lol lol it was a muslim that sent me this joke by text!!!!
2007-01-02 10:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by untanuta 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Saddam went directly to HELL and met the Devil.
The Devil said, "you can choose how you want to spend eternity in Hell. Look behind door number ONE".
Behind door #1 was the intense heat of the Iraqi desert. Burning sand and all the people had no shoes, their feet were burning, no water, no shade, SOOO HOT!! Saddam said, "No, please, no".
"THEN open door number two? ", said the Devil. And everybody was breathing poison gas, and choking and suffering (like the Kurds) but not dying.. constant suffering from poison GAS.
"OH PLEASE NOOO", said Saddam, "Not door number two for me".
Then the devil opened door number 3....
People were standing up to their armpits in CAMEL CRAP. They were conversing in Arabic, drinking Turkish coffee, listening to music. It smelled terrible, but Saddam liked coffee and conversation.
"OK.. I CHOOSE DOOR NUMBER 3", Saddam said.
"Fine", said the Devil. "OK EVERYBODY, coffee break is over, everybody back down on your knees!"
2007-01-03 01:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Saddam thought he would be jailed for life, but instead he got a suspended sentance.
Saddam spelt backwards: Madass
when saddam was stopped for driving too fast he said he was rushing to get to his 72 virgins in heaven. "Ah" said the policeman, "that's why you were driving at break-neck speed."
Ebay are selling framed photos of Saddam Hussain to go on the wall. They are of poor quality, but they hang well.
For sale unused 2007 diary contact Mrs Sadamm Hussain
2007-01-02 11:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
how many American soldiers will be coming home in body bags after Saddam death its not a joke its the truth .
2007-01-02 10:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
where did saddam hussein keep his CD's?
In iraq!
2007-01-02 12:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by richardgriffindundee 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Elton John has just released a new song called "Dangle In The Wind"
2007-01-02 10:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
This is not funny!
your comrad, Saddam
2007-01-03 12:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I got a great one, what did people do when an evil man got hung and abused by people as bad as him at his peak of evil. They asked for jokes. Seriously the worlds in a state do something about it other then look for jokes to share with your friends to seem cool.
2007-01-02 10:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
saddams son went to the chippy came back n sed they dint give me a bag dad
2007-01-02 11:15:52 · answer #11 · answered by x-..lauren..-x 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋