What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2007-01-02 10:19:22 · 20 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
have you heard the one about what men mean, and what women mean? it's good. and this one is soooooo true!
2007-01-02 10:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guess you think you know everything there is to know about a women, well we are a little more complicating then that, but you are off to a good start.
2007-01-02 18:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by kneenipper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I've read something similar to this in "Women are from Mars and Men are from Venus". It is so interesting :)
2007-01-02 18:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by N . 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow that makes women look really needy and self-centered. Not all women are like that.
2007-01-02 18:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kameo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. you certainly figured out the woman code. how did you do it so fast? i mean thats like right on,
2007-01-02 18:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by *august 12th* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, some of them I would have to disagree with though.
2007-01-02 18:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
congratulations, life will be much more satisfying now that you have mastered the "code", be weary, it can change at any time
2007-01-02 18:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by semihemi08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm scared to say anything or you'll read too deeply into it. lol!
2007-01-02 18:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. sadly this is partly true, but where's the question in it?
Also, sometimes we mean yes when we say it, you know.
2007-01-02 18:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by for_always_groban 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-02 18:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋