When i was about 7 my mum sent me to the shop to buy my friend a birthday present. I went into the chemist and got her a lovely bottle of bubble bath in a bottle shaped like a dog. It was only when i got home my mum told me it was dog shampoo!!. I was too embarressed to take it back.
One day a woman who was a known prostitute came into a shop i worked in. When i was with my friends that evening i said "you'll never guess who came in the shop today, that old prossie so and so." One of the boys that was with us turned round and said "thats my aunt". Talk about foot in mouth
2007-01-02 10:24:49
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answered by Anonymous
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i got stuck on a few high railings with my shirt hanging from the back of my shoulders to keep me dangling near a big sunday church service- when they all came out- they all say me hanging there... i was only 13 then- my cousin was with me- but all she did was laugh and when everyone finally left the church, was she able to stop laughing quite as hard and pulled me down while letting my shirt rip at the back.... very embarrassing day.
2007-01-02 10:14:54
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answered by antagonist 5
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I was at a beach picnic with about 10 friends. I was swimming in quite shallow water when I got dunked by a huge wave and as I stood up the water pulled my bikini bottoms south, revealing my big bare bum. Friends thought it was hilarious, I, however, was mortified.
2007-01-02 10:07:33
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answered by Caroline 3
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i started dozing off on a packed train and started dreaming i had a huge f.art brewing up. i only went and let it rip out wiv brute force lol feckin woke me up and wen i looked around at everyone, some were disgusted, some were embarrassed, and some people were hanging on by a thread trying not to laugh lol i can look back and laugh myself stupid but it wasn`t funny at the time lol u could say i blew my good reputation straight out of my a.rse!
2007-01-02 15:10:11
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answered by groundhog 3
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When I was about 18 my dad came home from night shift and found me asleep on the sofa. I was a bit worse for wear. He woke me up and told me to go to bed.
I thought it was a good idea to get undressed on the way to my room.
My dad found me about an hour later asleep on the stairs with my bare **** in the air. I don't get to forget it.
2007-01-02 10:41:52
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answered by Buffy 4
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When I was a teenager I was caught performing a sex act on my girlfriend by her mother. Half an hour later we had to sit and have Sunday dinner at the same table. That was a quiet one I can tell you.
2007-01-02 10:08:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I took my young son to a party at a friends house and he wouldn't let me put him down, so bent down to sit him on a thomas the tank engine train and stood up quickly. I heard gasps of horror and i soon realised that my son still had hold of my top and yes i was exposed !! boo bs fell out and i didn't know where to put myself i had no idea my son was so attached to my top !! Needless to say my friend lent me one of her husbands t-shirts as all her tops were too small.
2007-01-02 10:12:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I was at my friends house and her hot brother was there too... Well we were dancing in her room acting like idiots when he walked in... I didn't know that he was there and I tried to do the splits but my pants were too tight and they riiped in the back... Well, he saw my pink, frilly see-through underware... I was mortified!!! but then later that night, my friend was sleeping and I was trying to sleep but he came in and grabbed me off of the floor and we "talked"...... It was fun
And then there was this one time at a parade me and my cousin had just gotten wet and our pants were soaked. So we grabbed some towels and put them around our waist and took our pants off..... Well, The ground was hot and we both jumped up into the air (cuz we didn't have any shoes on either) and dropped our towels. but we did have on underware, thank god!!!!! but still, we turned as red as tomatoes and we took off running!!!!!
2007-01-02 10:14:01
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answered by Devi! At the Disco <3 4
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Got caught choking the chicken by my best friends bro who walked into his room while i was in there and my friend was at work. ( I thought the door was locked)
2007-01-02 10:08:37
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answered by Anonymous
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i had to sing a song in spanish in front of class for speaking out of turn = ( as well as do the macarana
2007-01-02 10:07:36
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answered by Anonymous
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