2007-01-02 07:07:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Listen Jim...juggling razor blades just isn't your thing. Stick to bass playing.
2007-01-02 07:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by loser 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a new year, Jimbo, with new beginnings. Why don't you resolve to be good to yourself and those you love by healing any cuts, scrapes or abrasions you receive in 2007? You can do it!
2007-01-02 15:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, I wasn't there when you cut your thumb.
2007-01-02 15:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by BlanketyBlank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gnomes came and nibbled on your thumb
2007-01-02 15:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened when the aliens had you aboard the Aeriogalas. Look for a small incision behind your left knee.
2007-01-02 15:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by yancychipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably from a piece of paper. The same thing happens to me sometimes.
2007-01-02 15:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by johannsinuhe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a paper cut
2007-01-02 15:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by daveyboyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be careful around a sharp-dressed man
2007-01-02 15:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by shut_up_and_talk_to_me 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Opening a beef jerky bag.
2007-01-02 18:44:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juggling broken glass.
2007-01-02 15:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋