How do you turn on a light switch?

Answer 1

Read carefully.....

Approach the switch in items of clothing that do not contain metal fastens or accessories. Wear a tall black hat & orange flip-flops. Keep all pets confined to a different room. Soak your nipples in rum (but not barcardi) & chew on the end of a brand new pencil. Position yourself 1.5 meters away from the switch & with a running jump force the switch to its reverse with your tongue in a snake-like fashion.

Thus concludes the turning on of a light switch.

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Answer 2

Heres how it works at my house. I take one step into a darkened room extend my left hand gently carress the wall till I find the protrudeing hard object then I use one finger to apply pressure on the hard object until it moves to the upright position and there is a burst of bright light !

Answer 3

you cant turn on a light switch , you turn on a light by the light switch

Answer 4

Interesting...at my house the lightswitch turns on when you turn off the light. It has an LED light in it and will glow fairly bright. So I guess just try turning off the lights...

Answer 5

you can't. you turn on a light by flicking the light switch.

Answer 6

depends what type of switch you have, the circular altering ones you have to push down and turn, the regular one you click donw

Answer 7

You don't, you use it to turn on the light

Answer 8

I could turn one off with a picture of my ex. You could try asking somebody to do it for you as you turn them on instead.

I have seen flies turn on them if that's any help.

Answer 9

With your fingers.....i hope you know what your fingers are!!
an then just flip the switch!

Answer 10

Elmo said ''let there be light'' and there was light
or
''Light switch. You're beautiful. I want your body. Take me now.''