Any funny New Years stories?

Question

What did you do? What was the funniest thing that happened where you were?

Answer 1

I went bowling and it was surprisingly fun. I found out later that my friend that i was with was getting drunk the whole time and i didnt even realise it (shes underage) and I fell on my butt while trying to do a granny shot, all my friends laughed at me. then my drunk friend blew the lil horn blower things with her nose, that was pretty funny. how about you?

Answer 2

i sit down all broken hearted, thought i had to sht but i only farted.
=D