so I think I should start beating her, I don't want to use my fist as it might hurt my hand, would it be better to kick her with a decent pair of boots on or hit her with a piece of wood or something?
2007-01-02 04:01:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I would suggest a spanking paddle!
2007-01-02 04:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you're a bit of a berk aren't you? Try hitting the piece of wood so it makes your hand hurt even more. Or just put up with the moaning/go to hell/stick cotton wool in your ears/stop making her moan
2007-01-02 04:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop doing things to make her moan then! for example instead of being on the computer talking about her moaning, do something useful that will make her happy and therefore have no reason to moan!
what is hitting her going to do, other than make her MOAN even more!
if shes moaning over nothing after u have tried to make her happy, just leave her and find someone else!
2007-01-02 04:04:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe instead of hitting her, you should jab yourself with a hot poker until you don't notice her moaning anymore. If that doesn't work, jam a sharp pencil or an ice pick into your temple. That should help distract you from her moaning.
2007-01-02 04:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by PDH 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My wife moans during the love making.
2007-01-02 04:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's recalling what it feels like when I take her over the edge time and time and time again. She says you never could, and then she calls you "pencil nub" and giggles right before we start our 7 hour sex sessions.
As for you, nail five or six 4-inch nails through a 2-inch board and club yourself to death with it.
2007-01-02 04:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try one day moaning back at her or tell her to go to bed a bit earlier.Staying up late can sometimes make you moan.
2007-01-02 04:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll kill you!!! I'll hunt you down like the dog that u are and first i will chop off you dick with a cheese greater and then you will suffer a terrible, long, xtremely painful death!!! You will get your *** kicked by someone if u start beating her.
2007-01-02 05:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent plan! (As long as you dont mind spending some time in the Graybar Hotel with Bubba...course he may make you moan too...)
2007-01-02 04:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by shannon d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so-NOT-funny. Beating, hitting, etc. When is it you guys will understand that a REAL man never beat a woman?
What a world?
2007-01-02 04:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Alicia T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sorry sack of ****. after you've beaten her, i hope she divorces you and takes the shirt off your back in the lawsuit. remember - at some point you have to close your eyes and go to sleep, and thats when she'll get you... many of us here can offer her lessons for free on what she can do to you in that state. and guess what? it will be self defence. you won't even be able to jail her.
2007-01-02 04:09:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋